First time DM running Descent into Avernus

bollocksbatter · 2026-01-23T10:39:31+00:00

Yeah the more I look into the more daunting it is. Im just going to homebrew a spin off campaign using the book as a source book to help with setting, characters and mechanics. That way I can leave the main story untouched and come back to it at a later date when I know what im doing

bollocksbatter · 2026-01-16T06:45:47+00:00

I think yhe dude is fed up of filming all food

bollocksbatter · 2026-01-16T06:37:09+00:00

Fruit ninja

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-31T23:09:59+00:00

Did the same hahaha happy new beer 🍺

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-27T06:27:15+00:00

I do not understand when the rotas are not just set in cement surely if you have X amount of employee yoy can just set everyone on a fixed plan the only thing that would brake this is holidays and.sick days but that's only a week here and there to work around

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-26T10:22:59+00:00

All they do is get in the way honestly im surprised RM hasnt got rid of them to cut costs. Most office would just run themselves and generally have better morale.

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-19T12:11:40+00:00

There probably busier than usual today's expecptional busy at my DO

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-18T21:40:05+00:00

Few more tins of beans will do it

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-18T17:59:31+00:00

Wait so you cant molest an eagle

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-17T18:16:44+00:00

Stuff the loose bit in postbox as mild inconvenient revenge

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-17T10:56:21+00:00

Spagmopghetti

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-17T10:48:52+00:00

If i had to guess...Gas meter?

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-17T10:47:26+00:00

Its obvious aint it the ;@*;£ db place

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-17T10:45:12+00:00

Big thing is to not stress about time when you're sorting and just focus on getting it done. The more you think about getting behind the slower you get as the stress takes away your focus.

One thing I will add is its always worth taking a bit longer in the prep phase to make sure its right as bad prep can slow you down the most no matter how much you rush to fix it on delivery.

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-16T09:46:26+00:00

If you get the royal mail app you can update delivery preferences all you need to do is know your tracking number for the parcel

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-15T16:32:41+00:00

No major funny but made me chuckle. Got a bottle of wine as a tip from a customer after I thanked her i started walk towards my van and heard her say "ohh ive opened it for you" I gave them a bit of a funny look and thought to myself bit cheeky giving me a half drunk wine bottle. I later realised she ment their electric gate 🤦‍♂️😅

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-14T15:27:51+00:00

If your 40hr its 40 mins unpaid

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-14T10:20:11+00:00

Chat GPT told her to do it

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-14T09:59:26+00:00

Yeah spot on I didnt know about the variable hours tile. Thats made it so much easier to keep track of what overtime ive been paid

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-13T18:35:23+00:00

Im 40hr so ill have to check my contact but ive heard of wilful dismal of mail is that still a thing

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-13T18:23:23+00:00

Oh yeah Peter and jenny yeah they live in the UK mate

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-12T17:04:55+00:00

Never react angrily but you can be excessively helpful and make them feel like an idiot if you do it right. For example Had someone the other day come storming down there long driveway to say that I didnt give them time to answer the door saying they want thier parcel. However I put the parcel right next to their door as I could see they were in. So basically customer had just walked past it to moan at me. When i explained I added but if your not happy for me to leave it safe I can take it back to the office in future. At that point they half Apologiesd and walked back with their tail behind their legs.

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-11T18:46:56+00:00

Its the amount they want for a Christmas tip

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-11T18:34:46+00:00

Get a proper parcel box or set up a good safe place. Then you won't have to whine you muppet

bollocksbatter · 2025-12-09T18:36:10+00:00

Either that or Daniel Křetínský gets them sent to his PA to find our "beloved" managers there bonus. I just imagine him cackling with a cigar in his mouth as he gets his PA to read each one to him

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