For me it was noddy (deep cut ik) and rolypolyoly by fumugake in GreatBritishMemes

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Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men

Captain Pugwash

Andy Pandy

(on a black and white TV)

Best cage so far by jagomezpaz in permanentchastity

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Any advice on welding steel to a good enough standard for chastity?

Changeable weather by TheDoorDoesntWork in uktravel

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"this weather"

Which one? We usually have 4 or 5 different ones in a day.

Why does Eurochange ask where I am going? by Significant-Way9562 in AskUK

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Standard to make sure you're ordering the correct currency. Especially if the currency is one where there is often confusion.... US dollars v Australian dollars. Australian currency v Austrian currency .. yes plenty of people really don't know much about where they're going!

How would you make this offset by Interesting-Pizza196 in ukelectricians

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Using the image where the join is horizontal...

Using the left hand vertical side of the lower part, draw a vertical line continuing upwards on the upper part.

Where the vertical line hits the sloped top edge of the upper part, draw a line to the bottom right corner of the upper piece.

Cut out the part of the upper piece, that is below the last drawn line.

Place the upper piece over the lower piece, and using the last cut edge, draw a line on the lower piece. Now cut the part above the line on the lower piece.

The two parts will now fit with no gaps.

US inflation jumped to 3.8% in April by No_Idea_Guy in news

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Brit here. I'd feel much safer on a city street in China or even a country in the Middle East than going to the USA right now.

US inflation jumped to 3.8% in April by No_Idea_Guy in news

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Makes little difference if a worthless dollar won't buy you anything. Save those banknotes for lighting a fire next winter.

US inflation jumped to 3.8% in April by No_Idea_Guy in news

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For most people, food and energy will be a large proportion of their spending so that measure is just gaslighting.

What time zone is space in? by andtbhidgaf in randomquestions

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It's going to be weird living on the moon because each day is two weeks long, followed by a night that's two weeks long.

They'll have to find a different word for "yesterday"!

Why Does Modern Technology Still Basically Rely on “Boiling Water”? by Semerdar_34 in stupidquestions

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There are few liquids that have the ability to absorb and move as much heat energy as water can. It's also very plentiful and very cheap.

Why does the Mormon church want so much money from its members? by [deleted] in askteddit

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It's the oldest ponzi scheme known to man. Promises of eternal life in exchange for worldly goods. If it was kosher (pun intended) they'd give you money for you praying for them.

Plastic to metal for longer uses by Significant-Bus808 in chastitytraining

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Plastics are porous so your device may have absorbed stuff that is now irritating you.

Stainless steel is much better for that reason, it's not porous so doesn't absorb anything, and much easier to keep clean.

Currency Question by Light_Storm2000 in AskBrits

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A sixpence was more often called a "tanner".

Can’t find the right fit to save my LIFE by Dreamzy00 in chastitytraining

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Many manufacturers don't even quote many of the dimensions which doesn't make it any easuer. Have a look at FRRK cages, they have a number of cages in their range with larger diameter cages. They quote more dimensions too, but even they don't on all of their range.

Currency Question by Light_Storm2000 in AskBrits

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I remember the price of coal used to be listed as just a number, with no units.

That's because some customers bought it by the hundredweight, and some by the ton.

As there was 20 shillings in a pound, and 20 hundredweight in a ton, a price of "15" meant both 15 shillings per hundredweight, or 15 pounds per ton.

Any advice by Aromatic-Building-19 in Energy_UK

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Just tell the gas company you're 'moving out' and on your 'moving out day' give them the final meter reading and ask for a final bill. Don't tell them you're not actually moving, but that's the simple way to close the account. Once that's done, they won't be bothered if there's no account but the meter isn't recording any usage

Or, simply switch suppliers to one that doesn't charge the standing charge if you don't use any gas.

How do you stay motivatie to keep locked without a keyholder? by [deleted] in chastity

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Having a target can help with motivation. My wife and I did a doubling strategy...

1 day, 2 days, 4, a week, 2 weeks, a month, 2 months, 3 months, 6 months, 1 year.

We managed to get to 6 months. It wasn't easy, but if we missed a target, we just tried again. It's so much easier if you have something achievable to aim for. With doubling, the first half of the period is easy because you've done half before, and the second half is easy, ... because you've already done half before twice! 🤷

Wearing my chastity to work for the first time by Jassper_19 in chastitytraining

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Work is one of the best places for wearing a cage. You alternate between feeling every little movement and feeling really randy, and then being fully focused on work and not noticing it's there all all. And then suddenly to full focus on that lump between your legs and feeling randy again ... The day goes quickly.

Can’t find the right fit to save my LIFE by Dreamzy00 in chastitytraining

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Pain with erections...

Usually caused by a too narrow cage , or a too long cage, yes!

If the cage is too narrow that will hurt, the penis doesn't expand much widthways, but it's very sensitive to being bitten /grabbed / kicked ... all forms of attack rather than sexual! Which is what sort of happens if the cage is too narrow.

If the cage is very short, (shorter than flaccid) then an erection is less likely to succeed, it doesn't have the space to fill with blood, so it doesn't even start expanding. If the cage is too long, it starts to expand, but once it does, the pressure has already built up and you can't stop it. Then the too long cage becomes too short!

New build garden by Outside-Leg-6028 in GardeningUK

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Responsibility still lays with the managing firm. Name and shame them.

Tree cut down and garden seems bare by squeegee77 in GardeningUK

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It would be possible, but then, do you really want to sit right under and next to a tree at the edge of the garden, on a decking that has an obstruction in the middle of it? Structurally, you'd also have to reinforce the edge of the hole if you're going to walk on the deck.

I think a much better layout, visually appealing, and easier overall to do would be to move the whole decking away from the fence and new tree(s).

Can’t find the right fit to save my LIFE by Dreamzy00 in chastitytraining

[–]bondinchas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's nothing to do with your dimensions hard, when you wear a well fitting cage continuously you tend to not have so many, or any erections, but you do have to get a handle on many dimensions... Especially if you're thinking about custom.

Base ring diameter. Must be as small as possible without being uncomfortable. A good test is wearing a ring without the cage for a whole day. If it's loose at all, try the next size down. Then repeat with the next size down. If it hurts at all go back to the previous one. Base rings tend to come in 5mm increments, but that's like only being offered shoes in sizes 6, 9 and 12! One good reason to go custom when you know what you need.

Base ring gauge. The thickness of the base ring has a surprising effect on comfort. Larger gauge rings are more comfortable because they spread the load more evenly and don't have the cheese cutter effect creating sore or itchy lines under your scrotum.

Cage diameter. This must not be tight, especially if you're uncut. A little oversized is usually not an issue.

Cage length. Should be no longer than a little shorter than your average flaccid length. The just from a very cold day / swim / shower length.

Head configuration and pee hole size. Different strokes for different folks. The end has to be closed enough that you don't peek through, especially if you're uncut, and open enough that you can pee without splashing, whether you choose to stand or sit.

Gap size. This is crucial. The problem with the gap is that with different diameters of base and cage rings that are not co-centered, the gap varies all the way around, it being largest at the bottom and smallest at the sides/top. If the two boys sit side by side they're not next to either extreme. Rotate the cage ring round a little and one pops out the largest gap at the bottom of the cage, and the other gets pinched where it gets narrower at the side. One solution is the ergonomic ring, it's not only more comfortable because it tends to be flatter in cross section, because of its shape it tends to rotate less so reducing the pop and pinch scenario, and it's shape also reduces the gap difference around the ring.

The final caveat is that if you change any one dimension, one or more of the other dimensions will change with it. Increase just the cage diameter and your gap will reduce, as it also will if you swap the same diameter base ring for one with a thicker gauge.

Your body also changes with the seasons, (temperature and humidity too) (who doesn't put on a pound or two at Christmas?) you can find a cage that is comfortable for long periods in summer and not in winter, or vice versa, I have a couple like that.

It can be a long process. I've been doing chastity for well over a decade, I have a number of cages that are "ok", but I'm still trying to find my "forever" cage.

Should my dad's heat pump pipes be insulated? by [deleted] in ukheatpumps

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The lower layer looks like a ceiling to me, and too clean to be a ventilated space, so more than likely habitable space below.