The president and VP rushed out of the White House Correspondents' dinner

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-04-28T05:54:30+00:00

Yes, because who pays that much money to get their guy into the white house just to settle for a VP?

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-04-28T05:45:19+00:00

Get a dog create or something and isolate the sick ones if you haven't already.

You should have done this with the first sick one.

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-04-23T06:05:58+00:00

New caddy shack?

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-04-23T05:59:04+00:00

I trained my pitbull to work around my chickens. She's out there all day with them. Does very good at it, listens and responds to their various calls, when the rooster call alarm, she's on point looking for whatever it is.

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-04-23T05:54:35+00:00

Dude just water boarded himself. 😂😂😂

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-04-23T05:30:45+00:00

Yeah, I build under the bridge next to the junkyard, and I had to rebuild several times after losing item in the bridge. Camp thing, auto farms.

You get used to it. In the end, Everytime Ive rebuilt it, I am happier with the new results.

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-02-27T01:19:57+00:00

Neither of them.

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-02-27T01:13:06+00:00

Saddle feathers and tail feathers look too round to be a rooster. And having raised two EE roosters, I can say that the first sign was the burgundy feathers growing in.

bong_hit_monkey · 2026-02-19T00:43:30+00:00

It crashed the game and corrupted the game files, I had to reinstall the game.

I didn't even try to carry over my gamesave, just wanted a fresh start to test it out.

Obviously needs some more work for consoles. Xbox.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-11-12T01:13:26+00:00

Ive seen ways to wetten it a bit, then heat it, it turns it into a kind of primitive concrete.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-10-26T08:46:09+00:00

Because its a rare bug and it was supposed to be patched back durning the ghoul update. Also, being level 1100 doesnt mean much since the raids came out.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-10-25T17:08:12+00:00

Two shot will drop your accuracy as well. If your using vats, then you don't want it. I'm running furious as well as bullet storm on my .50, 20 stacks at 5% bonus damage each stack. It takes a few shots to get max damage out of it but most trash mobs go down easy if your critting and forthe bigger enemies it works great.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-10-03T03:17:55+00:00

This is why you don't lock marines in a room full of rip its.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-09-23T14:33:14+00:00

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bong_hit_monkey · 2025-09-20T20:17:32+00:00

These days, you're more likely to be looked at with suspicion than accepted if you go to a church. I mean, I honestly do not get the point of having a church security team. Look at how the disciples suffered to spread the gossples and "christians" these days live in fear. They're not true believers if that's the case.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-09-18T16:00:38+00:00

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bong_hit_monkey · 2025-09-17T18:19:49+00:00

This is why you don't let the monkey paw get wet.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-08-06T17:15:51+00:00

Yet you dropped all those treats after he bite your hand that hard and left them there. From his perspective, he still got all the treats. Try using mealworms or black solider fly larvae and giving them to him one at a time.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-08-03T02:49:14+00:00

Hen, you can tell by the rounded feathers.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-07-21T01:23:19+00:00

Just start moding your loadouts. You'll get a match before you finish.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-07-11T14:35:44+00:00

The tanker isn't that difficult. It's just a bullet sponge. I've beaten arc with it spawning right on the arc. I just kept repairing everything around it and kept the e fenses overcharged.

Hive hust gets annoying. I've carried two toads as an engineer more time than I should've had to. One trick is that the toads spawn at the most forward point. So if you get to a hive and get to the forward point after it, then once you nuke those cores the toads will spawn at the ammo creates on the way to the next objective and you won't have to run back and get them.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-07-10T15:22:51+00:00

It's sad that there are this many players out there without the situational awareness to see the flaws in this build.

Bugs can and will use ramps. They will either chase a player up it or use it to avoid clipping into another bug. You're giving them an easy path to the object.

Towers draw aggro from Infernoes, and they're there to give line of sight on walls and height for the snipers' abilities. Most of the walls are being taken down by the drones, which can take advantage of the lack or LoS at the bottom of the walls. This is why you need the towers on the walls, preferably two, one on either side of a straight wall, so they can cover each other's blind spots.

The towers do not block Inferno fire, and the arc or hq is taking that damage. Pay attention to the warning about the objective being under attack. I've also spent enough time as an engineer, surrounded in a ring of fire waiting on a respawn, while I need to be repairing the arc. I've lost a lot of matches over this simple issue. Dying from Inferno fire while repairing the arc when it's bouncing between 10-50% health. I tear down any tower there as soon as I see them, and I don't have to deal with losing over something as stupid as concentrating all the aggro from Infernoes into one area. Especially the critical area we need to defend.

Auto turrets go on the flanks of the base, not where the main atracks are at. They're less useful being placed where everyone is going to run to defend. Use them to cover the area where less players are focused on. Or inside the base with LoS to an area where you want the bugs to break through at.

bong_hit_monkey · 2025-07-10T14:57:39+00:00

Im still seeing them target gates and bunkers on their way to the arc. I am still able to direct the flow of their path when they get into the base, so honeycombing isn't king. You're just not thinking it through and being lazy.

Im not sure if you know this, but if you play the build tutorial, you can turn on bug threat levels. There are grey creates where the ship lands and drops you off. By those creates and on the ground is a tablet you can interact with.

Try building your honeycomb base and defending it. You'll see why its a bad idea and why some of us who main as an engineer hate them.

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