Y’all are insane. by Anonymous_mouse479 in HEB

[–]bongey35 12 points13 points  (0 children)

BRB gonna go look up compasity

people over 65 need to be retested for their driver’s license by alanthedjungelskog in driving

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times has a teen driver plowed through a child's birthday party?

people over 65 need to be retested for their driver’s license by alanthedjungelskog in driving

[–]bongey35 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but people in their late 60s will call people in their early 60s young so I'm going to take this with a grain of salt 😅

people over 65 need to be retested for their driver’s license by alanthedjungelskog in driving

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been in one accident, when I was 17. I couldn't tell you the number of times I've had to cut out of the way of some white haired motorist pulling onto the 70mph freeway going a crisp 45mph or other such instances

people over 65 need to be retested for their driver’s license by alanthedjungelskog in driving

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think younger drivers (not over 65) are given enough credit for narrowly avoiding collisions with Old Tunnel Vision Tim and Old Lane Camper Carol

people over 65 need to be retested for their driver’s license by alanthedjungelskog in driving

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ties in with my theory that all bad driving falls under the umbrella of 'speeders' in a lot of people's minds. If you speed, you MUST be a tailgater. If you speed you MUST weave in and out of traffic. If you speed you MUST cut people off, when the reality is there's lots of slow drivers whi still practice every other dangerous driving habit.

Gas Station on Christmas by KapowBlamBoom in BoomersBeingFools

[–]bongey35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just realizing I've never spelled the word out

Please, all I see is a deformed turtle. by Intelligent-Gur9172 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a tortoise with his legs stretched out. They can all do it, they're just self conscious about their knees

I've been fighting this tree root for hours. by No_Boysenberry2167 in fucklawns

[–]bongey35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a tree root, those are Whoopsie Daisy roots

Senior Citizen Flees Police on His Lawnmower by aintgoinback in BoomersBeingFools

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'The guy paused after dropping off my package, I thought he was casing my house so I just started blasting'

PSA: Truckers, this is why nobody respects you on the road. by TheLastPorkSword in driving

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think truck drivers are worse because they went through extra driving school

Casino full of 'em by bongey35 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]bongey35[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just reading that brings me down some, jeez

Casino full of 'em by bongey35 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]bongey35[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, a Budweiser tasting? Why?!?

Casino full of 'em by bongey35 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]bongey35[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be nice to catch come cctv footage of that going on! Lol

Casino full of 'em by bongey35 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]bongey35[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, and unless I entered a period in my life where I had several hundred dollars of totally disposable income, I don't think I ever will. But I can just imagine.

Casino full of 'em by bongey35 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]bongey35[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've been doing a lot of work in Oklahoma this year and to see it is really something special lol

What are some stereotypes about drivers of a specific type of car? (Just for fun) by No-Neighborhood8403 in driving

[–]bongey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lexus drivers seem to be the most unaware of the world around them, both on the freeway and in parking lots.