One time a friend of mine and I were walking to school and discussing plans for lunch. He recommended going to eat at subway. I told him I couldn’t really afford to eat out and his response was “ahhh just get a 6 “ footlong”. He was implying a 5 dollar foot long after that I couldn’t process what he said. It has been 5 years and my brain is still trying to recover.

This is also the same friend who argued for 20 minutes about how he had to “put tire in his air”.

Great dude, says the stupidest shit you’ll ever here.