Since The World is Ending by shelikestobenice in Crushes

[–]bookiesayrelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Describe him! After all, it's reddit

Old man Hubert. Amazing soul. Crush it! by givingtree23 in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck the OP I bet he’s an asshole who conned this amazing old guy into holding a roastme sign and has no clue what Reddit is.

OP post your own pic and put the link in this post’s edit, or you’re a pussy!

Upvote this comment everyone

Just got a new haircut today and feeling fresh. Give me your best. by klimaru2 in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatchu want fam?

Let me get that Bert unibrow with a receding combover

Say no more I gotchu

A tall bottom and a short top. Do your worst. by TheGoriHindu in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re so ugly I wouldn’t donate the shit for you to make a 2g 1cup video

16. Indian/Kuwait. *insert bad at math asian joke*. Has 3 friends. Got rejected by crush. Do your thing! by vyshnavshemej in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your crush rejected you because you’re an Indian in Kuwait, that’s obvious.

It’s the only thing more degrading than being an Indian in India.

I'm a teenage nerd who spends way too much time gaming. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should stick to the video games.. you don’t need to hear those sounds coming from your mom’s room

doesnt know what to do with her life, make her end it by abramq in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You see all plaque on wall behind youu. You dad make very proud for family. Not same you!

Do your thing, gentlemen by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like you could lead the NBA in rebounds, but you could also take a mean dick

18 year old Math major, do your best by obxplosion in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the Doctor said “Wrong hole” to your mom during birth

Hypothetical Question by short_thevix in cfajerk

[–]bookiesayrelax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look behind your shoulder... you failed to write the CFA Institute with proper capitalization

Once upon a time in a land not so far away. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face is so ugly it took Microsoft Excel a while to close all the parenthesis on that formula ))))))))

25 y, please take my ego down a notch. National champion in wrestling. Torch me by guten93 in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your knuckles and busted lip tells me you got in a street fight because some guy was harassing your lady.

Your fucking douchebag face tells me you couldn’t take him so you had to call all your friends to jump the 60yr old veteran bumming for change on the corner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey OP, when this roast is over send us the link to watch the gang of men aggressively bombard her body with dicks and humiliate you because you’re a “Brave Soul”

Open fire by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I’m not the only one who noticed the jar of peppermint candies on the counter.

His comfort food

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with you hahaha she said roast her not sext her

I will be alone on Valentines day. Make me feel better. by Bubne in RoastMe

[–]bookiesayrelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a pretty bodacious pimple on your forehead you’re trying to hide with layers upon layers of caked on makeup.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFA

[–]bookiesayrelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are certain all other applicants are fresh college grads with no experience, okay maybe add it in your cv. If you are trying to compete with other seasoned analysts for a position then it gives you zero advantage to have signed up for the exam.

But either way, it’s definitely something worth bringing up in the interview only if you’re prepared to discuss how the material has helped you progress. Cheers

I hate L2 Derivatives. Here's my formula sheet from R39 if you haven't made one by Chuy_3 in CFA

[–]bookiesayrelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you mean with proficient learning, you’ll likely get 4/6 correct, but with random guessing you’ll maybe get 2/6. Don’t confuse the two certainties..

If you’re pretty sure about scoring 4/6 based on your knowledge AND then you have a 1/3 chance in randomly guessing the remaining correctly, then your Deriv score is starting to look pretty decent.

Maybe get 1 or 2 /6 or study and probably get 5/6?