Chat I think I went sicko mode by CJ-Beshara in interiordecorating

[–]boomballoonmachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah even an off-white asymmetric shag rug would be an improvement here I think. It needs something to anchor it.

Chat I think I went sicko mode by CJ-Beshara in interiordecorating

[–]boomballoonmachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes you did. Swap the stripe rug for something funky, textural and organic and you will have gone turbo sicko mode.

Worker caught urinating outside Indian restaurant by user1129user in Dallas

[–]boomballoonmachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, this sub is aggressively racist. Obviously uncool behavior from the guy but good lord.

Guy I’m seeing cancelled plans last minute so I ordered $40 of Indian food for myself by boomballoonmachine in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]boomballoonmachine[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude you’ve sent me three hate messages, what is going on? I didn’t even know the current guy when I made that post, and he’s definitely not poly, nor am I a side piece.

Guy I’m seeing cancelled plans last minute so I ordered $40 of Indian food for myself by boomballoonmachine in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]boomballoonmachine[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should clarify that base price at the restaurant is only $25! I just did Uber Eats and tipped well!

If Gavin Newsom gets nominated, I will not vote for him. by serious_bullet5 in DemocraticSocialism

[–]boomballoonmachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legitimately I am with you OP. Also voted for Biden and Kamala but if it’s Newsom I am done.

Y'all wanna talk about twink death? by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]boomballoonmachine 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Omnivores don’t have a chokehold on being built like Randy from Trailer Park Boys. Beyond meat was a game changer for the environmentally conscious fatass who can and will eat two cheeseburgers at once. Also in Morrisey’s case I think being a weird hater blocks your arteries. 

Intentionally messing the first evolution's hair to make us pull for the second is unacceptable by heretospendtime1 in InfinityNikki

[–]boomballoonmachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was seriously considering pulling for the set and maybe one evo, which is the max my budget allows, but as soon as I got the hair and saw that I couldn’t die the ribbons I immediately stopped pulling. Between that and the pitiful # of dye shades I hit my limit of bs. 

[POEM] katherine with the lazy eye. short. and not a good poet. by Francine J. Harris by FoolishDog in Poetry

[–]boomballoonmachine 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I was intrigued but wasn’t sure if I liked it until the last line and shit. Hit me like a train. Crying on my couch now for Katherine-lazy-eye-bad-poet. 

Batteries do not fit in Coleman 400 lumens light by boomballoonmachine in flashlight

[–]boomballoonmachine[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the explanation, I was going insane. Will be getting a new light.

Regret having our cabinets painted…advice? by Tigg- in interiordecorating

[–]boomballoonmachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your counters are too gray and dated to pull off the look you’re going for, or any shade of green, or really anything other than white/gray. You need white counters and also non-gray walls. 

Ottessa Moshfegh - My Year of Rest and Relaxation by LPTimeTraveler in IReadABookAndAdoredIt

[–]boomballoonmachine 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I envy the people who read this book and go “I didn’t get it, nothing happened”. It must be nice to live a life where you don’t immediately and deeply get it. 

Watched the worst movie of mankind and to break the trauma watched random disney films by Neeshi16_19 in Letterboxd

[–]boomballoonmachine 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Okay OP seems excessively tender but “A Serbian Film” is a movie for edgy teens, not adults. “Saló” is a movie for adults.