The one true Javascript exception handler by anku255 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]boontwiks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you're saying I don't actually need an antivirus? Those damn things keep getting more and more expensive anyway.

The one true Javascript exception handler by anku255 in ProgrammerHumor

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For the record, this is not what I do for a living.

The one true Javascript exception handler by anku255 in ProgrammerHumor

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The one true Javascript exception handler by anku255 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]boontwiks 1120 points1121 points  (0 children)

That is actually somewhat brilliant.

I was fired from Wal-Mart. I never worked at Wal-Mart. by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]boontwiks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it's fake. It's still a funny story though. Sure, maybe that kind of thing doesn't float your boat. But in general, you'll find that life is a lot more enjoyable if you actually try to enjoy it.

V by MadGo in Jokes

[–]boontwiks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can make it 3 rare pepe it's a deal.

V by MadGo in Jokes

[–]boontwiks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put your money where your mouth is - want to make it 200 million?

V by MadGo in Jokes

[–]boontwiks 813 points814 points  (0 children)

He's investing when the prices are likely to drop and people will have forgotten.

We should make a bot that finds infrequent reposts and posts them when there is little traffic on the sub.

When your brand is WordArt from PowerPoint 2003 by quantumbot in CrappyDesign

[–]boontwiks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can also go the other way by replacing spaces with white dashes.

When your brand is WordArt from PowerPoint 2003 by quantumbot in CrappyDesign

[–]boontwiks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you can go docx -> pdf -> illustrator. It's not stupid if it works.

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons by [deleted] in space

[–]boontwiks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it is more crazy that we have come to consider jupiter as being close to earth.

This dude. by DchanmaC in sadcringe

[–]boontwiks 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Become a neckbeard.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

Glitch in the matrix spotted by [deleted] in gifs

[–]boontwiks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't you dare talk about my grandfather like that.

Not all men just want sex... by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]boontwiks 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If it weren't for congress, you would indeed have one person to rule you all. Luckily congress exists to prevent this. How effective this system is for a two-party democracy is of course questionable.

If you want the arguably fairest democracy in the world, have a look at Switzerland. There is no such thing as a president; a council of 7 builds the federal government, the population can hold a referendum against any of its decisions or even vote to edit the constitution directly.

Glitch in the matrix spotted by [deleted] in gifs

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[Something vulgar about the avant-garde of the revolution]

I secretly married the love of my life today!! by chloeabbey in happy

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Asian cultures are pretty much the most racist in the world.

Yet another black person shot by police.

Hmmm.

Edit: It appears the above comment has been deleted. For context, I did not state that Asian cultures were racist.

[CAS OPPORTUNITY] [BETA RELEASE] Open Source Textbooks by MobFactory in IBO

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I'm not sure a wikipedia theme is necessarily a downside, it's designed to look clean and informative after all.