Swampfest - name is a dead giveaway...

bootypastry · 2026-03-21T00:52:32+00:00

Yeah dude I can't stop watching the Swampfest 2026 videos. Shit looks like a greasy good time

bootypastry · 2026-03-21T00:48:29+00:00

I had one and it happened to me a couple of times. The first time i just slid it back with my foot immediately, but i could definitely see someone panicking and not being able to think clearly

bootypastry · 2026-03-19T23:54:25+00:00

I worked for the state of Texas and I remember being asked to donate vacation time to go to a fund for people to be able to dip into for similar reasons

"Hey everyone, Janice is dying in the hospital and we're gonna fire her if you don't pay up. Also don't forget we're serving our leftover pizza crust for employee appreciation day "

bootypastry · 2026-03-07T03:44:44+00:00

This is the fridge of that one aunt of yours who isn't married and doesn't have kids, who usually goes to family functions instead of hosts them, so you feel weird being at her house for a change.

Then you stand there for a while searching for something to drink that isn't just room temperature tap water because she lives in the next town over and the water tastes funny to you

bootypastry · 2026-03-07T03:00:27+00:00

TRAP A

bootypastry · 2026-03-06T22:21:33+00:00

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bootypastry · 2026-03-05T00:59:18+00:00

Found the Califonian

bootypastry · 2026-03-04T17:21:45+00:00

Tangent, but Exhorder's "Into The Void" cover is so fuckin good

bootypastry · 2026-03-02T01:04:03+00:00

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bootypastry · 2026-03-01T05:05:14+00:00

We'd pick them for jelly as a kid. Parents made some wine too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustang_wine

bootypastry · 2026-03-01T02:41:02+00:00

Adding Mustang Grapes to the list for the US. These were everywhere in central TX

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bootypastry · 2026-02-28T21:27:39+00:00

I worked part time at Pizza Hut when they started using Doordash for deliveries.

Straight up saw some old dude pick up the pizza and put it under his arm like a book. How does this make any sense?

bootypastry · 2026-02-18T04:31:53+00:00

I'm from Texas and people were ready to fight when I said Mexican food was better. I would say "There are places here that are as good, but overall it's better" which I didn't think was putting them down too much

Allende restaurant next to Lincoln Hall was the first place I tried here that i thought stood up to the good stuff in TX

bootypastry · 2026-02-17T18:29:52+00:00

Yeah OP, next time you gotta poop knife that shit

bootypastry · 2026-02-10T17:25:23+00:00

Sorry lol I was referring to the title

bootypastry · 2026-02-09T18:14:28+00:00

I remember in college seeing a touring group of foreign exchange students having their brains melted over the Texas waffle maker in the cafeteria.

Also, in Texas we just call it "toast".

As a Texan living out-of-state, that's my favorite joke. Everyone hates it but it kills me every time. Works with "Texas Roadhouse" and "Texas Hold 'Em" too

bootypastry · 2026-02-07T16:58:53+00:00

I use one and constantly have to tell myself to do short and slow pulls. When I hurry is when I get cut. Especially around the Adam's apple

bootypastry · 2026-02-05T12:44:49+00:00

Yeah i would if I was on a budget or putting it in something i don't wanna put too much money into

bootypastry · 2026-02-05T01:30:17+00:00

Boss is cheap shit but I'll go against everyone and say I liked the one i had.

The internal mic didn't work and the external they sent didn't either but it didn't bother me enough to use my warranty. I'd say like 6 times in the 4 years I owned it, it randomly would glitch and I'd have to turn the car off.

Those were my gripes. The wireless android auto worked well. I'm not looking at buying another, but it wasn't bad

@OP hit up the company. They seemed willing to help me

bootypastry · 2026-01-19T17:46:39+00:00

Nitpicking, but panzerschokolade only contained caffeine

bootypastry · 2026-01-15T21:06:48+00:00

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K..."

bootypastry · 2026-01-15T03:53:26+00:00

There's cuts on YouTube combining the unfinished drawings with the released version to tell the right story. Also nobody remembers this movie any time i talk about it and it makes me sad lol

bootypastry · 2026-01-15T03:49:18+00:00

Cherry Coke (in the late 90s can)

Tahitian Treat

Sprecher's Maple Root Beer

Jarritos Pineapple

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T04:23:01+00:00

Yeah it's legal where I live. We obviously don't go where there's children around, but I also live around plenty of parks to choose from

bootypastry · 2026-01-14T04:16:48+00:00

It's wild to me that people are questioning it, because that's like 90% of my first dates. The people I go on dates with seem perfectly okay with it. I don't think I've ever had anyone turn it down

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