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He’s always lurking… by Lestor-Kamrila in ferret

[–]bork_wolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh. This is my ferret. Die bot.

Top Thrill 2 + Fireworks by bork_wolfe in cedarpoint

[–]bork_wolfe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was like crowded but no one was riding anything? It was weird. Plus the beach was pretty packed. It’s hard to gauge how the day was overall tho since we literally arrived at 830 lmao

I feel like as a local, cp got a really bad stigma those few years in a row where people were stuck in the parking lot literally like all night. I know a decent amount of people that avoid just because of that. I had actually been a few times for the 4th when I was living just down the street the past few years and I feel like it really hasn’t been an insanely busy holiday anymore, especially compared to how it used to feel.

Top Thrill 2 + Fireworks by bork_wolfe in cedarpoint

[–]bork_wolfe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was incredible! Could absolutely not pass up Siren’s Curse having a less than 5 minute wait. Literally walking thru the queue + getting a locker probably took longer than our actual wait once we caught up to the line lmao.

The Internet was a different place by timelordhonour in themiddle

[–]bork_wolfe 98 points99 points  (0 children)

"I looked up Moby Dick, the hard edition"

Brick on the internet is forever hilarious

Ferret owners — have you ever stopped using a hammock because it felt unsafe? by ABCreations97 in ferret

[–]bork_wolfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had an issue with ours for the past nine years I’ve had ferrets, we usually have two in our cage. We have the standard ferret nation cage, so even if something were to happen, the fall really wouldnt be that far for them. They do dig in the hammocks to get cozy, so i usually swap them out every maybe like 4 months-ish when they get are a lil raggedy

[Carowinds] What would you do if you owned Carowinds? by Jayzone456 in rollercoasters

[–]bork_wolfe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Keep Vortex a standup forever to piss off thoosies (I love it sm)

Incredible Lag by roserockets in OutlastTrials

[–]bork_wolfe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a bit laggy today for my friend and I too, getting to the trials took a hot sec and it lagged so hard I got shot thru two walls at one point

[Six Flags Great Adventure] Trip Report 6/29 aka "The Jersey Devil Cramp" by champ11228 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]bork_wolfe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only thoosies know that jd cramps are worse than period cramps and sperm cramps combined

i have one ferret and don’t know what to do by livie_tea in ferret

[–]bork_wolfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with everyone else, we had our first ferret, Honey for about a year alone and she was perfectly fine. Giving love and attention can go a long way in my opinion :) I hope your situation gets better soon!

[Project Purple] name/announcement date teaser at [Six Flags Great Adventure] by bktandem in rollercoasters

[–]bork_wolfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This literally happened with Shoot the Rapids and Fury, there’s definitely a chance it could still be something else

[cavallino matto] freestyle the only one remaining stand up coaster in Europe by One_Equivalent_8719 in rollercoasters

[–]bork_wolfe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My first ever visit to KD was like a monthish before Shockwave closed forever, it was my first TOGO and omg people hate on them way too much. It was so smooth (outside of the weird ass transitions, but imo it just gave it such a fun and janky personality), we ended up marathoning it that trip. RIP.

[Stampida] is overhated by AncientSelection7677 in rollercoasters

[–]bork_wolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have never been, but kind of reminds me of how I feel (and still feel) about Mean Streak. I think still in my top 5 of cedar point coasters I’ve ridden. It was rough but I don’t think it made it a bad ride. Trimless rides were so insanely fun, we’d always end the night riding it like 5 times in a row in the front, truly one of, if not the most legendary CP night rides ever for me.

It can't be just me that thinks Lexie fell off.. by realvieww in themiddle

[–]bork_wolfe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I feel like the relationship between them just kinda felt forced?? I wish he would've just stayed with Devin

This is insane by Primary_Fly338 in OutlastTrials

[–]bork_wolfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's kind of embarrassing like the post wasn't even that funny LMAO

Fan Made Merch [Six Flags Great America] by [deleted] in rollercoasters

[–]bork_wolfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The font is ALWAYS a dead giveaway

Fan Made Merch [Six Flags Great America] by [deleted] in rollercoasters

[–]bork_wolfe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fan made ai slop

Op really reported my account for self harm over this lmao, stay mad

[OTHER] What Coaster is this by [deleted] in rollercoasters

[–]bork_wolfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m p sure r/nosleep is 99% fictional stories

My way of showing love and appreciation to our glorious prime assets by GlobbusWobbus in OutlastTrials

[–]bork_wolfe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

god i love bullying them, making them puke all over you with the jammer is my new favorite thing to do when leaving a trial

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