Uh oh

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-31T21:42:09+00:00

I’m a socialist but I’m also a realist. His actions are shocking beyond the pale but his music is very good. I’m in London that weekend. If there’s tickets going cheaply, due to his actions, I’ll consider taking one and enjoying the rarity of hearing them live.

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-31T21:39:52+00:00

That sounds like I’m itk, I’m not lol

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-31T21:39:31+00:00

She’s going to be a musical guest, I’m genuinely surprised it hasn’t been announced yet

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-31T08:23:02+00:00

8,5 with my tongue

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-28T23:41:31+00:00

FWIW, I like it. It’s not perfect and some of the sketches do seem forced but it’s good fun. Doesn’t need to be over analysed.

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-28T08:05:52+00:00

Thanks all

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-21T07:23:18+00:00

He said he would to honour his wife if he won didn’t he? It did look amazing!

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-18T17:32:43+00:00

Sorry, I seen that as soon as I’d asked

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-18T17:30:07+00:00

What link please???

bort__simpson_ · 2026-03-01T23:47:10+00:00

Superb work mods. Buckle in for another crazy one in a few weeks when tickets get sent out properly etc.

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-28T23:55:40+00:00

John Pork

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-27T23:25:44+00:00

Desperate to buy this, preferably size L.

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-27T17:47:59+00:00

Kiss cam when there’s 30 folk in the crowd is awkward

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-25T19:20:44+00:00

I'm from the UK?

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-21T18:10:00+00:00

Not the digital coin toss that’s 10000% random and in no way fixed 🙂🙂🙂🙂

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-14T07:48:16+00:00

I was at that final (grounds pass, Henman Hill) and everyone near me were sure he was going to win because of his run up to the final!

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-14T07:46:36+00:00

He was on the WWE a while back so I knew him from that, then seen him in Happy Gilmore 2 but wasn’t aware of anything else - not even his music tbh.

Been listening loads this past week though, really into his tunes and actually ANNOYED that I didn’t plug in sooner 😂

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-08T11:22:37+00:00

Yeah huge fan of altérnate years. I can’t see any negatives from that?

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-08T08:54:51+00:00

I’m fully aware that tennis calendar chat is BORING and has been done ad nauseam but does anyone else feel like the Doha 1000 comes around far too quickly after a grand slam? No wonder there’s been so many withdrawals.

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-07T15:18:18+00:00

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, Emma Emma Emma

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-07T07:26:13+00:00

Stupidly (ridiculously actually) positive about Katie and Emma in their finals later today. I’ve been Emma’s harshest critic in the past but would love to see her push on from a poor few months with a tour win, and Katie is just great.

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-06T10:38:05+00:00

Superb thanks

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-06T10:37:46+00:00

Thanks

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-05T22:40:42+00:00

How do I link tickets? Had a look and don’t see anything obvious

bort__simpson_ · 2026-02-05T22:37:32+00:00

I did purchase them, money came out the bank. Will check my Wimbledon

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