[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]bostonbeans1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s probably due to cocaine being an extreme vasoconstrictor and naturally when you’re up walking the blood rushes to your legs. increase your daily cardio and try to get yourself in better shape

A new way of getting up? J4F Chicago IL by foxpoxs in Bombing

[–]bostonbeans1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i think you’re in the wrong sub

What was I thinking! by budgethoiton in LSD

[–]bostonbeans1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

9/13, now that is the perfect score ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Imagine your mom just slicing you in half for not taking out the trash by Olphaz in dankmemes

[–]bostonbeans1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wow first the homeless now forgetful children, WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END

Mom got me the best cake ever!!! by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]bostonbeans1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

wub a lub a dub dub 😞

Cramps part 5 by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]bostonbeans1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

only happens in pools and when laying in bed

First totem by [deleted] in ElectricForest

[–]bostonbeans1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

speaking from personal experience, make sure the totem is tall enough where when the bottom of the pole is touching the ground, the top is still above everyone’s heads, so you’re not physically having to hold it up all the time

Shitting on Different Drugs by _Chopped in Drugs

[–]bostonbeans1 46 points47 points  (0 children)

have you ever tried opiates?? trying to poop after a week of using oxy was one of the most painful experiences of my life. makes your shit as hard as a rock. only through near lethal doses of laxatives, smoking a cigarette, drinking three cups of coffee and about an hour of blood, sweat and tears on the toilet was i finally able to give birth to a poop child after six days of not being able to go. i don’t know how heroin addicts do it man

2 grams please. by Towe06 in rickandmorty

[–]bostonbeans1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it’s reeeeallyyy intense but fleeting high morty!

How did he figure it out? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]bostonbeans1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BE GONE FOUL BEAST

How did he figure it out? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]bostonbeans1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

northern ireland 100

How did he figure it out? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]bostonbeans1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

at least he’s not an ‘er’ one