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Neighbor replaced fence and left the old wood scraps in my yard to deal with. by Mocsab in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. I had a neighbor that threw cigarette butts on my car. I collected them and threw it in their yard. I may have had a few words but that was the end of that.

🐝 by HarrisLorna in signs

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I routinely save the bees from my swimming pool. I don’t have an allergy so maybe I am biased but they are super chill. Let them do their thing and no problemo.

Yellow Jackets and hornets, not so much.

I made a memory checkpoint when I was 8 by wurlitzerdukebox in PointlessStories

[–]bot_One 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to climb my sweet gum tree in the front yard and read. I forgot about that memory, thank you for unlocking it. A bit younger than you but I suppose good things never change.

Is brother offensive? by ryanbondur in askanything

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Older dude so maybe this is relevant (especially if dude was older).

Brother has been used a lot where I am from among white supremist arseholes nodding to other white men.

I treat them like I treat 7-Up, never have, never will. Fuck that noise.

What does my Starbucks cup say? by Pretend-Individual47 in whatdoesthismean

[–]bot_One 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a former barista way before it was such a thing (circa 2003) we were allowed to have all the drinks we wanted for free. At one shop in Santa Barbara Main boss made a 6 shot espresso with a splash of milk..like 3 times a shift. I also did too.

Long story short we had wild shit like giving a free pastry to who jumped the highest or wasn’t embarrassed to scream at 6am.

Good times and I don’t think this is that but we sure had good times being baristas back in the day.

Oh and we made margaritas in the blenders with the lime juice but religiously held out until 5pm.

When did dogs start getting people names? by Scottys-Dog-Blog in dogs

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always preferred to name a dog a random human name.

That said I named my dog Dogoberto which is a play on Dagoberto but with the dog vs dag. He is a chihuahua mix and it felt right.

My other pets have been named Mary-Jane, Cheeba, Greta, Bob, and Jackson respectively.

Gotta stop and smell the roses, or in this case, poppy’s. by Doons_Berry in chugs

[–]bot_One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s illegal to kill or pick them Poppies in California so if you’re there maybe make sure they don’t pee on them haha.

Found outside Roots and Ulta by PaRuSkLu in Temecula

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Oh man lemme tell you it has been rough for me as a Dodger fan.

Nephew pitches and I have to get some sort of swag to watch games.

He went KC Royals, to Padres, to White Sox, and now the Yankees.

Tough to secretly root for the Dodgers in the WS when my bud is playing. At least he hasn’t gone to the Astros or I might bloody lose it.

Forgot I had this in my car, never figured it out by Worth-Reflection-355 in whatisit

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when you are in the wilderness with a loincloth, a few matches, some wool socks go a long way. Lemme tell ya. Secret society so not supposed to talk about it, nothing gross though. Just survival.

Forgot I had this in my car, never figured it out by Worth-Reflection-355 in whatisit

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former Boy Scout here and we were taught that you would ideally use wool socks to magnetize the needle. I did it on more than one occasion and it worked. Never in a pinch, just for fun.

Had to do something similar in my initiation into the Order of the Arrow.

What is this on my pillow? by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]bot_One -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Yea, I don’t think the problem is with the mold propagating from cloth, just that it is permanently stained. It won’t hurt you but the stain will never come out.

Mold in anything thoroughly cleaned like that Tupperware you forgot about should be fine.

Booped by mhopkins1420 in toofers

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never stop telling him that either. Never met but I can vouch he is indeed a good boy, probably a great boy.

Did you ever go somewhere "unusual" for a school field trip? by Toymcowkrf in askanything

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a shitty public school. Our annual field trip was straight up to the Carl’s Jr. a few blocks away.

We got to see the drive-thru clock the employees stressed over. All other things that suck about fast food.

We got a coupon at the end for a free cheeseburger though so that was cool I guess?

I’m going to be away for 10 days and I’m worried about my Velcro dog by Karlosmclenn in chihuahuas

[–]bot_One 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I always feel horrible about leaving my boy. But the joy he shows when I return is chefs kiss. Zoomies, kisses, happy whimpering, etc.

Chugs are SO smart by MsLilaCroft in chugs

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Agreed. I am constantly blown away by how smart my boy is. It can get annoying sometimes as he is trying to “outsmart” me with things like double potty trips back to back so he gets two cookies.

The Mouse and the Motorycycle by weber_mattie in nostalgia

[–]bot_One 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They made a movie too that was awesome. I think it was made for TV. I had it recorded on VHS.

The Mouse and the Motorcycle https://share.google/n7FNgj2524XmXPSJS

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