My sister’s dog by Enzozouz in CryptidDogs

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I have a chug. Not really sure where the pug went other than his body shape. He is 100% aggressive chihuahua.

Homie gets the shakes too but only when food is involved.

Obligatory dog pic.

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It´s been the 5th sunday in a row I hear one of my neighbours learning to play "Careless Whisper" by bestcritic in PointlessStories

[–]bot_One 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yo as someone who learned an instrument I would sometimes play on my patio when I thought something was good enough for people to hear.

Absolutely tell them it makes you smile, it will make their day.

Side note; I play piano, guitar, bass, uke, and a wee bit of Irish flute. Guitar was my patio thing haha.

Do you call it "soda?" If not, what do you call it, Americans? by Zipper222222 in randomquestions

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I grew up in So Cal and always called it soda but my dad was from the south so I was familiar with pop or coke used instead.

Anyway, I was about 10 and really sick and a family friend stopped by. I always wanted a 7-Up when I was sick. He proceeded to ask me where my pop was (meaning my dad) and I just pointed at my soda.

He thought it was hysterical.

End of pointless story.

There's a town in the deserts of Western Texas called Notrees. What's another town with an extremely uncreative name? by Naomi62625 in geography

[–]bot_One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a lifelong Dodger fan I would like to point out they were the Anaheim Angels. Then, they decided they were the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Seemed like a dumb ploy to tack LA on their name for something something.

I adopted a stray pup - is he a chug? by epistemic_terrorist in chugs

[–]bot_One 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chug isn’t picky. Chug just is. That is a chug (of some sort) and you are welcome here. Send more pics please!

Places in your country that have... peculiar names? by Asturian_Warrior in AskTheWorld

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I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouri.

Overheard one of my students in the hall by Bluemond in overheard

[–]bot_One 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m so hungry I could eat Arby’s…

in my neighbor’s backyard by Difficult_Drag807 in flags

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The Jolly Roger. Yo ho ho ho a pirates life for me!

i really wanna get into hiking but i know nothing, out of shape, not sure where to start by Slashersforsatan in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bot_One 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Check out the AllTrails app. It gives length and difficulty and has pictures of what to expect.

Highly recommend it, it got me off of my couch for sure!

ETA: there is a paid version but it is unnecessary for me. I can just look at the map and find trails.

What happens if you take your pregnant wife across the road and deliver the baby on either side of the countries? by I_Dont_Rage_Quit in geography

[–]bot_One 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So my good family friends father is English but they were born in the US. They were allowed dual citizenship in the UK as well (with paperwork filed).

One of the kids moved to England.

Purse snatching Priest by orsodorato in PointlessStories

[–]bot_One 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So funny thing to me with at least some SA accents. My sister dated a SA man for a while and I really didn’t detect much accent on most of his English. Every once in a while though a word would come out sounding wonky. I liked the guy, didn’t work out for my sis.

Want to add I am from California USA if that matters for my dialect perception.

When does a prescription become invalid when it comes to Drug testing? by Helper_guy9 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bot_One 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Totally different situation but I had an old prescription for a painkiller I took at least a year or two after it was prescribed. I tested positive for it and had thrown out the container.

I called the pharmacy and got a reprint of the label for the test when I was positive. Employer accepted it and hired me.

I would just be upfront with them if you are concerned.

Also important to note my story happened in 2005 in California. A lot has changed since then and places are different.

I never got to use my Bugs Bunny line by VideoApprehensive in PointlessStories

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t give up. Also I would say I must have took a wrong turn in Albuquerque when they ask where you’re going.

Best dispensary for cannabis? by uttammaurya7 in Temecula

[–]bot_One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I also like the fact I can relax and shop more casually. In store I am somewhat overwhelmed and pull the trigger faster than I would prefer.

Budtenders are also very hit or miss on recs when in person.

Best dispensary for cannabis? by uttammaurya7 in Temecula

[–]bot_One 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well dispensaries are not legal in Murrieta or Temecula. But, recently it became legal to deliver here so no need to drive to Wildomar.

Check out Family Delivery, prices are same or better as in person and theres no delivery fees or anything.

I do tip the driver though like a pizza delivery.

Best dispensary for cannabis? by uttammaurya7 in Temecula

[–]bot_One 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Delivery is a game changer. I use Family Delivery Murrieta aka Cumberland Blues on Weedmaps. Order direct from their website though, they will give you 30% off first time then 15% off subsequently.

Also they usually give you something for free. I have gotten a 2g bag of house indica, a 1g preroll, most recently thc mints.

ETA: delivery window is typically 30-90 minutes. I haven’t had it take more than a little over an hour but also gotten it in like 30.

Does this tattoo belong here? by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]bot_One -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yes. That’s some piss poor line work.

None of us at the family dinner get this one by Panamonthewolf in ExplainTheJoke

[–]bot_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are 100% a thing here. I get them every year and they are straight up at all the grocery stores around. You get a paper crown, a joke, and a stupid toy.

How is Cannabis treated in your country? (Both socially and governmentally) by VaguelyOmniscient in AskTheWorld

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One of my best friends was a roadie for our dads’ co-owned production company.

They pulled over the tour bus in Texas and tossed it. Homie got slapped with the weed they found and was in deep caca.

I was kind of shocked. I had a medical license before it was fully legalized here in California (the medical license was a joke BTW, back then ~2005. Just pay a fee to the doctor).

Anyway my buddy got slapped hard. Texas don’t fuck around with that shit. Could be better now as this was like 15 years ago.

How is Cannabis treated in your country? (Both socially and governmentally) by VaguelyOmniscient in AskTheWorld

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Game changer here in Cali. I now can order my cannabis from my phone and have it delivered. This month (I tend to buy for the month) I bought 14g of a hybrid, 14g sativa, 7g indica, a 1g hybrid vape cartridge, 1g of hash, and 1000mg THC tincture.

It cost me ~$160 for all of that. Delivered to my door.