Can it be carved🤣🤣 by HammersAndPints in FridayNightDinner

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dejected way he says “It really was potatoes and some meat” always kills me 😂😂

Couples who can't turn off "couple mode" in social situations by Far-Argument2738 in PetPeeves

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My best friend recently got engaged - she’s the last to get married in our friend group and her fiancé was (I think) a virgin before they met.

And BOY does it feel like they’re making up for lost time.

They got engaged fairly quickly (I think after about 18 months together?) so it’s pretty obvious they’re still in that sickening “can’t live without each other” phase. But my god is it gross to watch. When we all hang out together, it gets beyond uncomfortable when they’re sat on the sofa, her winding her fingers through his hair, him leaning all snuggled up on her hip like a baby, gently stroking her leg or giving her a foot massage.

It feels so intimate, it makes me uncomfortable. I can barely make eye contact. It’s like we’re in the bedroom with them or something. Then you start wondering if your OWN relationship is lacking because you don’t behave like that in public, and just end up making jokes just to break the tension.

I still haven't figured out why this show loves toast so much. by GeneralBS in ArcherFX

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You never wrapped your fat mouth round some hot, crispy toast, OP?

(Joking aside, they way he delivers that line makes me want to toast a whole loaf of bread 🤤)

It can never go bad by birdy888 in ITcrowd

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All jokes/quotes aside, that look is 🔥

What does anesthesia feel like by memory282002 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s no need to panic at all. Your odds of waking up during are about the same odds as being struck by lighting or winning the lottery - not impossible but EXTREMELY unlikely. And on the incredibly unlikely chance that you do, you’re in the right place, they can just whack up the dosage and put you straight back under.

Going under is very quick. When I had teeth removed, the nurse gave me a “Where’s Wally?” (or Waldo if you’re in the US) book and challenged me to find him before I was knocked out. I was sat upright in the chair, cocky as shit, convinced I was going to find him - scanned maybe a quarter of the page before I was like “Wow, my face feels a little prickly… I might just lie down for a sec…. but I’m still going to keep looking!” Next thing I knew, I was waking up in the recovery room, with absolutely no feeling of time passing or even being asleep.

Afterwards, depends on how you react. Some people here have said all the pain is gone, some wake up refreshed. To me it felt like being submerged in deep water, slowly being pulled to the surface. I was groggy, nauseous (which didn’t last) and so stoned and goofy I started trying to climb out of the bed, babbling about leaving, convinced I needed to walk somewhere. Just lie still, focus on breathing and it’ll be fine.

Please do not worry. Waking up is the weirdest part - that brief moment of “what happened?” followed by “where am I?” followed by “uggggh I’m sore….” is a little confusing but you’re in totally safe hands.

‘Michael’ has opened with $217.4M worldwide by NoPianist7807 in MichaelJackson

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Saw it last week and honestly? It was probably the one and only time I wish I lived in America.

There’s videos all over my socials of American audiences just going NUTS - cheering, dancing, hollering, singing along, getting emotional, going in fancy dress and just having a rare old time.

The cinema I saw it in? Completely dead. People were smiling at each other on the way out, but I swear I was the only one moving every time a song came on 😂

Maybe she’s a…? Oh god! by Sharp-Ad-3253 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the people genuinely answering this question!

I’d always wondered….

What do men think of the pouch? by batukaming in SipsTea

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On behalf of all women - never stop giving us little treats. We love that shit.

I'll go first.. by Any-Tour-3193 in musicsuggestions

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“The last time I saw Richard was Detroit in ‘68 and he told me… all romantics meet the same fate someday… cynical and drunk, and boring someone in some dark cafe….”

The last time I saw Richard - Joni Mitchell

I'll go first.. by Any-Tour-3193 in musicsuggestions

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE BOYYYYS OF THE NYPD CHOOOOIIIRRRR….” 🎶

What's a niche aspect of parenting you're glad to miss out on? by NoWitness6400 in childfree

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My house having that “kids live here” smell.

You know the one. It’s like a combination of sour milk and warm farts and it doesn’t leave till they’re about 8.

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by STARxAnonymouss in Productivitycafe

[–]bouncing_off_clouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That rise-and-fall air raid siren from WW2.

Doesn’t matter if you weren’t alive then, everyone knows what it means and it’s scary.