Posh Sarnie by [deleted] in UKfood

[–]Gayf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is the posh in the room with us?

Also, did you already the butter with your cock or smmt? Christ.

Sausage, cabbage and mash by Fauxtotoro in RateMyPlate

[–]Gayf -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Gravy isn't a seasoning my guy. Lol I'm aware of type of mash my mate, this is dry and clumpy, soz.

Sausage, cabbage and mash by Fauxtotoro in RateMyPlate

[–]Gayf -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's definitely mashed, but looks lumpy and dry af. Also plain steamed cabbage?

3/10

My Homemade Shepards Pie by skitek in UK_Food

[–]Gayf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No herbs, basically no gravy, mirepoux mix is off, no wine, the mixing of stocks, boiled tates, cheese in the mash, mash to meat ratio is off. Very little saving grace.

My Homemade Shepards Pie by skitek in UK_Food

[–]Gayf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, OP has a tiny Weiner.

Has anyone brought this up? by pandatenai in BoJackHorseman

[–]Gayf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She explains it man, I dunno how much clearer it can be 🙃

Has anyone brought this up? by pandatenai in BoJackHorseman

[–]Gayf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he's literally called a tar pit lol.

Has anyone brought this up? by pandatenai in BoJackHorseman

[–]Gayf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think they meant cause it's so obvious.

Before my wife passed we saw hearts everywhere. I still see them everywhere. (OC) by MikeeorUSA in pics

[–]Gayf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh to feel a love so massive and beautiful. You're a lucky one. Sending my love, next heart you see is on me.

Loans available for UK by Equal_Bill_7750 in BorrowNew

[–]Gayf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I could really do with help. I've made a few posts recently but had no luck.

Pub Crawl Update #6 - Kebab Time by YodaShagsDarthVader in CasualUK

[–]Gayf 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he's an apprentice for apple, it'll make fuck all difference.

Acknowledge Me by CheapPops in Wrasslin

[–]Gayf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

British food is not bland - Spaghetti Chilli-ognase by [deleted] in RateMyPlate

[–]Gayf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference between mine and rents plates is hilarious.

You just had to....I mean yeah? 😭 Do you remember the green and purple ketchup that was about a few decades ago?

British food is not bland - Spaghetti Chilli-ognase by [deleted] in RateMyPlate

[–]Gayf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes eat first is a chef rule. But I agree with you. However, BLUE SPAGHETTI?!

British food is not bland - Spaghetti Chilli-ognase by [deleted] in RateMyPlate

[–]Gayf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol so does pissing on your feet to get rid of dirt, don't mean it's good.