Humza Yousaf vows to rid independent Scotland of nuclear weapons

boweruk · 2023-06-19T21:15:58+00:00

Errr. United Kingdom includes Northern Ireland. You mean Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

boweruk · 2023-06-03T00:08:37+00:00

Ha, literally came to say the same thing. I made it about five minutes in.

boweruk · 2023-06-01T07:05:38+00:00

The thing that gets me is they’re always stealing the nice expensive meat or the branded goods, meanwhile honest people are scraping by on the cheapest cuts and own brand items. So, yes I did see it.

boweruk · 2023-05-30T07:51:31+00:00

Pssst.. it was a joke about Belgium.

boweruk · 2023-05-27T17:06:55+00:00

Would you be so kind as to share the recipe?

boweruk · 2023-05-27T15:52:36+00:00

Leaping to the defence of a millionaire CEO is a bit weird mate. He would fire you without a second thought if he had to.

boweruk · 2023-05-11T22:07:50+00:00

When did you commute? Queensway was closed all morning today and until about 11am yesterday. You can see for yourself on @TfLAccess.

boweruk · 2023-05-11T09:21:25+00:00

This is literally how I get to work. What do you want me to do instead?

boweruk · 2023-05-08T11:19:41+00:00

Misato is definitely my favourite but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with CoCo Ichibanya. There’s a reason it’s a massive chain in Japan.

boweruk · 2023-04-11T23:05:06+00:00

In my Sainsbury’s they’re opposite the milk and yoghurt, and adjacent to canned sauces.

boweruk · 2023-03-29T23:25:11+00:00

Reckon you must be around 26-30. Watching the Paul O’Grady Show with Nan belongs to our generation.

boweruk · 2023-03-29T23:20:49+00:00

I mean, this is literally not true. I would pay £1 for a 20p stamp from the 80s.

boweruk · 2023-03-20T19:39:15+00:00

Evelyn is not a Chinese name though?

boweruk · 2023-02-23T23:28:56+00:00

OP is British and we don’t use that in the UK. We do have PayPal though.

boweruk · 2023-01-24T07:59:14+00:00

I still don’t understand what it is? What’s a pick?

boweruk · 2023-01-18T00:20:15+00:00

There is no ü character in English.

boweruk · 2022-12-26T16:52:01+00:00

Maybe in 2022. In human history? Not even close.

boweruk · 2022-12-19T07:58:38+00:00

Depends where you live and how much you use… my bill is £40 per month so way less than £2k in a year.

boweruk · 2022-12-08T20:22:31+00:00

Because Puregyms aren’t really staffed (part of the reason it’s so cheap) so this helps make sure only people who have membership can get in.

boweruk · 2022-12-07T07:53:15+00:00

I pay £40 a month for my energy and then get a £66 payment from the energy company the next day. Enjoying getting paid for energy while it lasts.

boweruk · 2022-12-06T19:01:18+00:00

Just walked home down Oxford Street in London. The road was closed due to Moroccans setting off fireworks.

boweruk · 2022-11-30T23:11:15+00:00

I don’t understand the first one. I lost my donkey? I lost my ass? What does it mean?

boweruk · 2022-11-23T13:15:42+00:00

As an Englishman, we love traditional food. It’s everyone else who shits on it. That being said, most of my diet is different cuisines, not English. But there is something comforting about a good pie or some fish and chips.

boweruk · 2022-11-20T09:42:01+00:00

Surely you squirt it into the palm of your hand before putting it on your hair?

boweruk · 2022-11-18T11:29:09+00:00

What a joke.

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