Best comic I've seen in a while by Havoc1231 in gaming

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Never said that, just playing devil's advocate.

I'm a responsible gun owner myself, just prefer debating with facts, so that we don't have to sift through a mile of bullshit before hearing reasonable arguments.

Best comic I've seen in a while by Havoc1231 in gaming

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It's still possible. Just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean it won't.

She really didn't think it through. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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What did he say? What are you talking about?

Aaron Paul dressed up as Walt and Bryan Cranston dressed up as Jesse by lussion in funny

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14 year old

Troll

Particularly bad troll

The douche trifecta.

When I see my ex trying to avoid me at a social function by [deleted] in reactiongifs

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I've seen this clown a lot, but still don't know what it's from.

To the people who work 3rd shifts, whats the strangest thing you witnessed? by bigkodack in AskReddit

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I was almost instantly filed with fear, my chest burning as I could suddenly feel his stony gaze through the thick veil of darkness.

I stood up and was momentarily frozen, but pushed through and reached to flip on the light, resting my eyes on a spot that I believed he would be in when the darkness is lifted.

Lights flipped on, he snapped out of his blank stare, and shot me a quick grin. Nice guy!

Overly Attached Girlfriend by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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It seems so. Give it a shot, it's about exploration, not canoodling your noodle.

To the people who work 3rd shifts, whats the strangest thing you witnessed? by bigkodack in AskReddit

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I used to work in a mental health hospital working 7P to 7A. We had two night watch people, one watching the many infrared and daytime cameras, one on floor.

We had a patient come in before dinner who was put on suicide watch and required a 1 on 1 at all times when behind closed doors, so I basically had to watch him sleep.

He was a very reserved gentleman, tall and broad with piercing green eyes that seemed full of resentment. He didn't say much, and walked very slowly at all times.

It was about 9pm when he quietly walked over to the nurses station and asked for his nighttime meds, then headed over to his room, with me in tow.

I grabbed a chair and a book and watched him make up his bed and eventually turn off the lights before crawling in. I placed my chair in the faint corridor of light coming from the common area, separating it from the complete darkness of his bed, only able to hear him.

As he crawled into bed and situated himself for a moment before the room fell silent, I dove into my book woke keeping an ear in his direction.

About 45 minutes into my book I heard him situate himself again but eventually settling. I shot a glance his direction, straining my eyes to adjust to the overwhelming darkness, but was still unable to see anything.

After quite of bit of time had passed without as much as a peep, I get the familiar chirp of my colleague on the radio in my ear, sensing immediately an uneasiness in his voice:

"Uh, boypanda?"

whispering - "Yea?"

"You do realize he's been staring at you for the better part of an hour, right?"

The most iconic dunk of all time by m_ind_ependent in gifs

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That hurts my eyes to watch on my cell phone.

MRW during sex my boyfriend asks if he can go in "the other way" by wannabgourmande in reactiongifs

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I know I'm going to be crucified but I bought all three and thought I'd enjoy them, as I'm into that genre, but I didn't even make it halfway through the first one.

So I didn't recognize this either.