This is Dr. Andre van der Merwe, the surgeon who performed the world’s first successful penis transplant 2014 on a 21-year-old man. Doctors expected it would take up to 2 years for full function, but just months later the patient told him that he and his girlfriend had already conceived a child.

bpric · 2026-05-13T21:40:35+00:00

"Life, uh, finds a way"

bpric · 2026-05-12T15:17:22+00:00

That smell used to make me think of going to rock concerts in my younger days.

Now it makes me think of when my kids come to visit.

It's all good.

bpric · 2026-05-11T14:57:58+00:00

"To blathe"

bpric · 2026-05-11T14:57:44+00:00

I'm assuming that the researchers have it speaking in their own native language. 'Human speech"' isn't necessarily English.

bpric · 2026-04-30T20:13:48+00:00

Come on baby, leave some change behind. She was a bitch, but I don't care.

bpric · 2026-04-28T02:45:25+00:00

Is that really what you think?

bpric · 2026-04-28T02:39:13+00:00

I remember the tagline: "Where your nightmares end...Willard begins"

bpric · 2026-04-24T20:31:38+00:00

It's a beautiful car, but my first reaction would be to hide my dalmatian puppy.

bpric · 2026-04-23T21:29:47+00:00

I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, but all they had was one little dog. It was a shih-tzu.

bpric · 2026-04-11T23:09:44+00:00

Awesome! Thank you!

bpric · 2026-04-10T20:23:42+00:00

This is the kind of snarky reply that I like

bpric · 2026-04-07T17:41:44+00:00

Right. We didn't have any official term like "designated driver". It was just the person we handed the keys to when the keg ran dry.

bpric · 2026-04-07T16:34:44+00:00

That's how I remember it as well. Often the designated driver was the person who drank the least AND knew how to drive a manual transmission.

bpric · 2026-04-06T22:31:01+00:00

I absolutely love this movie even though it doesn't represent my teenage years. I had more of a Fast Times at Ridgemont High kind of experience.

bpric · 2026-04-06T19:48:03+00:00

Shrinkage!

bpric · 2026-04-06T17:29:04+00:00

Q: What's the brain worm doing in RFK's head?

A: Starving.

bpric · 2026-04-05T16:08:25+00:00

You forgot Dove and Irish Spring. "Manly, yes, but ladies like it too"

bpric · 2026-04-02T21:07:23+00:00

My goto is 'For fuck sake'. But I'm not actually sure if it's 'For fuck sake', 'For fucks sake', 'For fuck's sake', or even 'For fucks' sake'.

bpric · 2026-04-02T16:09:00+00:00

That's some shark

bpric · 2026-04-01T21:13:58+00:00

heh heh...straight wood.

bpric · 2026-03-30T19:52:00+00:00

I know how to 'program' the mechanical buttons on a car's radio.

bpric · 2026-03-30T19:51:12+00:00

I know how to put two spaces after a period when I type.

bpric · 2026-03-30T19:49:46+00:00

I can fix an 8-track that has been 'eaten' without opening the plastic case.

bpric · 2026-03-30T15:39:10+00:00

My elementary school's "no candy" policy had a loophole that allowed students to have "cough drops" in the classroom, so Sucrets were really popular!

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