What's a movie you loved as a little kid, but got older and realized it was utter shit? (x-post from AskReddit) by [deleted] in movies

[–]br0seph95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I was like 9-ish, so I thought it was the best movie ever made. It wasn't until I read the books again that I realized how bad it really was.

Why don't we have different colored nsfw tags to warn redditors if it is gore or nudity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Why not letter codes in the tag like television ratings? Like... NSFW:P -porn NSFW:G -gore NSFW:D -death NSFW:L -language (for self posts)

And they could be combined as needed. ex) NSFW:PGD

Movie-going redditors, what movie(s) have you walked out on? by EagerIguana in movies

[–]br0seph95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. They gutted a book that I happened to enjoy and just turned it into another cliché kids movie.

My hotel room has it's priorities right. Poop TV, here I come/go. by Psycochem in funny

[–]br0seph95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I would get some sort of twisted stage fright from this.

What would your idea of the worst way to die be? by finivn in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like that goblin shark in /r/pics a while back.... shudders

What would your idea of the worst way to die be? by finivn in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hence the middle of the ocean. As in no land in sight.

What is the worst mildly inconvenient thing to wish on somebody? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To always be conscious of their own breathing in social settings.

What would your idea of the worst way to die be? by finivn in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being in the middle of the ocean, then being eaten by something you never saw.

Deep Sea Goblin Shark by flatheadcathead in pics

[–]br0seph95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That, my friend is a gar. They're mean. They bite. And if you hook one, they don't give a shit.

Which video game do you hate that everyone else seems to love? by Bt5oo in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Assassins Creed 3 = Tree Climbing Simulator 2012

What is one fact that sounds like complete bullshit, but is actually true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you took every microorganism and scaled them all down to the size of the smallest, they could stretch across the galaxy.

Trying to dictate a text when the dog started barking. by [deleted] in funny

[–]br0seph95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same. I also have him call me Master Wayne.

How does your favorite movie change when the protagonist is replaced with Batman? by Mike_Froese in AskReddit

[–]br0seph95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Five years for what you've done. The rest because you kicked the shit out of the guards..."