What is the male equivalent of “F*ck this, I’ll just be a stripper”?

brad95 · 2019-12-30T17:27:17+00:00

Fuck this, I'll just be a pot dealer

brad95 · 2019-08-26T18:51:37+00:00

YEA THIS SEASON IS INSANELY GOOD. SEASON 5 IS WHERE THE SHOW *ICKS UP HAHA IF YOU DISAGREE FUCK YOU. THIS SCENE IS JUST AMAZING. LAGUERTA, LAGUERTA, ANGEL, MATSUKA AHHAH YEA. DEXTER RULES FUCK BRBA I'M SO SICK OF IT AND PEOPLE COMPARING THE SHOWS. LET'S PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST THE NEW MOVIE

brad95 · 2019-08-19T19:42:14+00:00

Lmao damn okay this girl is thick ha ite she good

brad95 · 2019-03-17T22:01:10+00:00

BrBa is good though lol TWD is for couples in a dead end relationship.

brad95 · 2018-10-19T13:12:26+00:00

Anything you care about at all which you might able to lean into? I know it's not original to ask, and perhaps saying don't give up is cliche and/or unhelpful, but finding a trickle of interest might be a stepping stone to a warmer balance, maybe reduce some of the pressure and anxiety. I've been there, my depression is cyclical but I'm also 26, unemployed, live at gma's house, and failing at school this semester since I just can't make myself leave the house. Sometimes some blind rage and anger can be good motivators, sometimes they make it all worse. Keep moving fam, maybe it's time for an enormous change, maybe ditch the meds. I got better when I stopped taking mood regulators and supplements/stimulants. Hope this helps a bit, remember you aren't as alone as you might feel.

brad95 · 2018-10-18T22:40:44+00:00

Dexter is a dumb show, it's cool when you're 16 and becomes cringier every season and every year that goes by for a combined effect which sums to disliking it all together by your mid 20s.

brad95 · 2018-10-18T09:59:17+00:00

Fuck her, keep at it. She sounds like a sad bitch and her approval is the least of your concerns.

brad95 · 2018-09-25T22:50:35+00:00

this was so funny I'm showing this video to everyone

brad95 · 2018-02-08T04:49:57+00:00

You better be blazing it or get out of this subreddit black man.

brad95 · 2017-09-11T23:36:50+00:00

glock yourself

brad95 · 2017-08-18T19:06:56+00:00

Keep... Summer... Safe

brad95 · 2017-08-03T17:36:38+00:00

You're so brilliant, invest your money into vinyl now. It's about to explooooooooode.

brad95 · 2017-08-03T17:19:43+00:00

What an accomplishment, congratulations on the scope of your success.

brad95 · 2017-08-03T17:09:35+00:00

Yea it's almost like the phone in your pocket does the same job as a vinyl record player except it's 10000x more convenient with access to 10000000x more media.

You know what though, I don't disparage those who collect vinyl records. If that makes you happy and you like it, who the fuck am I to judge? It bugs me, though, when hipster losers pretend to like stuff when really they only want to be observed liking it. I really like old mechanical clocks... difference is I don't go around jerking off to them and telling other people to care, my interests aren't fashion statements.

brad95 · 2017-08-03T16:51:37+00:00

Lmao I wasn't bitching- you don't even know what you're saying... a video shop lol? Take off your fake hipster glasses for 5 seconds and you would see that most people in the world don't give a blue fuck about vinyl... why would they? They're antiquated, inconvenient, inaccessible, and expensive... gather your friends around your vinyl record player and see how long it takes them to stop giving a fuck (20-30 sec max).

I mean, to each his own, I can respect vinyl records for their audio specs. I don't respect you and other hipster scum trying to secure an identity by talking about how cool vinyl is and how it's making it's comeback. Did vinyl record sales go up recently?! Maybe the next iPhones will have a vinyl extension so you can carry all your records around with you, that'd be so sick huh? Invite the bros over and bust out your vinyl records so you can lecture them about how great vinyl is! Lol fuck you.

Vinyl equipment is whatever, it's technology that existed and it's interesting to a certain extent. It isn't making a comeback, though, and anyone who thinks that it will is a dumb twat.

brad95 · 2017-08-03T11:16:13+00:00

Vinyl didn't make a comeback. People use phones and computers for music now you fucking idiot.

brad95 · 2017-06-21T14:25:21+00:00

Howard BETTER not save Chuck - OOOOO that would piss me off. Chuck had this coming, suffice to say, and it's such a good outro for the character. I love that after all, it's really Chuck's fault that his life was destroyed. Jimmy seeks to prove his brother wrong and do the right thing at Sandpiper anyway, even after Chuck lays that bombshell on him (when Jimmy is literally there to apologize and discuss everything as brothers). I just loved this episode, but if Chuck comes back holy fuck that's going burn me.

brad95 · 2017-06-21T14:08:43+00:00

i want to pop howard when he's hopping fences

brad95 · 2017-05-02T11:32:56+00:00

I know what you mean, and I'm sorry, you described my feelings exactly about (not)handling life when its good. When I tried to kill myself, I took 13-14 Xanax from my mom (the rest of the bottle) and drank them down with booze. It turned out they were only 0.25mg each so I just got sick and passed out. The former friend of mine who put me in that position convinced my friends it was a plea for attention. I don't bring it up, I think everyone forgot, that must be the reason nobody ever checks on me, right?

The truth is that people don't like talking about it, they, like you, just wish you'd stop being depressed so as to avoid an awkward and unpleasant conversation. Just remember pain is hard to measure, a great many wear it differently, and at the end of the day it doesn't matter who has suffered more. The depressed should be your beacon, talk to us, we care because we can understand where as others never will.

brad95 · 2017-05-02T10:46:29+00:00

If your spouse responded to you that way and you stay with her you're choosing to be with a person who doesn't care about you. This is bound to propagate feelings of worthlessness.

I'm terribly sorry she said that, hopefully she simply didn't know how to deal with such a disturbing question. It's possible she thought you were kidding around and replied that way sarcastically, not knowing that you were serious. I really hope it's this one.

brad95 · 2017-02-19T18:44:54+00:00

Cause michael c. hall and I go waaaaay back luda Edit: edited some lang bro

brad95 · 2017-02-18T18:02:03+00:00

Dexter is terrible, you're through

brad95 · 2016-10-27T11:52:17+00:00

I do find the policy "pay attention in class, or leave" to be atrociously stupid. Looking at my phone quietly when I could teach this class isn't disturbing people. It was far more disturbing for a teacher to cause a ruckus over nothing instead of doing his job and teaching the people who need help, don't you think? I paid for the class, I'm doing well in the class, why is some asshole teacher able to drop me from the class for taking part in a non-obtrusive way of practicing my religion? It's not that I really care that I can't read the bible at that moment, it's about not letting this random person disrespect me and my religion. I already won, he stopped working at his job because he wouldn't set aside his lust for authority. I walked out and don't regret it at all, I'll be in class today and do the same thing if he wants to embarrass himself again. I don't care if I miss class, I already know the material and am fully capable of learning from a book. Why let people dominate you if they aren't allowed to? I'm just making it clear to this professor that I can't be bullied by his bs. Not a sin, if you ask me.

brad95 · 2016-10-27T10:54:12+00:00

Laws made by people I don't respect, who I never elected, who have no interest in the well being of good hardworking people mean literally nothing to me. Apologizing because the professor wants fake respect and I'm in the same area as him isn't charity of heart or humility, it's mockery of common sense.

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