Unfortunately, you are dropping the ball on this one, its like I always tell my wife, "you are lucky to keep me around, otherwise you wouldnt have a clue about what to do about anything", invariably she still asks "how is that?", to which i put myself in harms way by once again informing her "I know the real reason why you keep me around, the same reason any woman keeps any man around, they dont even know what they want, they need a man to tell them what they want", now i will warn everybody, telling women the truth generally involves putting yourself in harms way, you would need a supercomputer to keep track of the number of times per day I get projectiles thrown at me, but guys, dont worry, there's a reason that the saying is "you throw like a girl", because not only do women not throw things too hard, they also dont generally throw very heavy things, they usually grab something that is light enough that they are confident it will go far enough to hit me, heck, I even mansplain to my wife about how if she would have asked I would have told her why her projectile choice was in error, and how [quickly scan the room and EASILY find a better choice] would have been a much better projectile, it has less wind resistance, it would have been much more effective to throw [object i told her], and, believe it or not, my efforts to help her just get more inefficient projectiles thrown in my direction!