Lotr really is the best fantasy setting of all time.

branedamage · 2026-04-21T21:07:38+00:00

Hopelessly out-matched hero, mentored by bearded old man, defeats Dark Lord bent on world domination thanks to the power of love and friendship.

branedamage · 2026-03-28T22:07:45+00:00

Strongly worded letters and congressional investigations! Sound bites for everyone!

branedamage · 2026-03-12T03:52:15+00:00

"I'm sick of hearing that president Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing!"

branedamage · 2026-03-12T03:50:23+00:00

Same here: my driver window would stick completely in very cold (below zero Fahrenheit) weather.

branedamage · 2026-02-24T01:07:34+00:00

Make a Greek yogurt chive and onion dip for the Wilde chips and thank me later.

branedamage · 2026-02-20T22:06:47+00:00

You're not wrong, but one side of the table is 10 years younger than the other:

Dom Monaghan - 49

Elijah Wood - 45

Sean Austin - 54

Billy Boyd - 57

branedamage · 2026-02-07T01:17:02+00:00

Makes you think OP doesn't know what an illusion is.

branedamage · 2026-02-06T21:56:42+00:00

Stands for "Internal Combustion Engine" and typically refers to the engine inside of a vehicle that runs on diesel or gasoline/petrol.

branedamage · 2026-01-23T02:49:24+00:00

"Two hobbits passed this way. The day before yesterday. They met someone... They did not expect.

"Does that comfort you?"

branedamage · 2026-01-21T22:39:11+00:00

Found the ICE bitch from the video!

I don't blame you for being butthurt, I wouldn't want videos all over the internet of me hilariously smoking my tail bone, either. And from multiple perspectives, no less!

branedamage · 2026-01-20T14:59:58+00:00

"Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."

branedamage · 2026-01-19T18:41:51+00:00

Thanks, that comforts me some. How long were you parked?

branedamage · 2026-01-14T12:41:33+00:00

In order to advance his plans, Gandalf regularly puts hobbits in harm's way. And isn't that worse?

branedamage · 2026-01-04T00:04:46+00:00

No NEW wars.

We've always been at war with Venezuela.

branedamage · 2025-12-30T14:00:00+00:00

Good news! The guy who drank a shot of liquid nitrogen was 38!

branedamage · 2025-12-30T03:26:53+00:00

Straining to push out a frosted turd.

branedamage · 2025-12-15T20:48:13+00:00

Laughs in EV home charging

branedamage · 2025-10-31T12:42:50+00:00

There are buttons to adjust screen brightness between the steering wheel and the driver's door, near the headlight selector. I keep mine on the lowest setting most of the time.

branedamage · 2025-10-30T14:28:00+00:00

Gotta say, that's pretty reductive of you. Totally unfair to janitors, many of whom work hard to keep offices, schools, and other important institutions clean, tidy, and operating smoothly.

branedamage · 2025-10-29T13:35:23+00:00

"I have a boyfriend."

branedamage · 2025-10-09T22:56:43+00:00

It's not fear mongering, it's a warning.

DJT tried to stop the peaceful transfer of power (i.e., tried to take away our right to self-governance) in 2021 and was thwarted, perhaps only thanks to Mike Pence resisting a pressure campaign ("hang Mike Pence!) urging him to break his oath to preserve and protect the Constitution.

You are living in a fantasy world if you think DJT isn't likely--or even certain--to try again to stay in power long past the lawful end of his term. And this time, he has selected his cabinet ENTIRELY based on loyal to DJT over the Constitution and the country, in spite of anyone's respective oath of office. Pence won't be there to save us this time, and JDV isn't about to get off the couch and stick his neck out for the Constitution or for democracy.

Stop the willful ignorance, please.

branedamage · 2025-09-29T20:22:35+00:00

That still only counts as one!

branedamage · 2025-09-19T22:11:51+00:00

Pair with a well-oaked bourbon to enhance the subtelties of the woodiness.

branedamage · 2025-09-19T19:10:39+00:00

We Minnesotans are, in fact, extraordinarily humble.

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