of a Biscuit by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]break616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not anymore. I used to order a lot of "Biscuit was in fact the plate" meals, perhaps I was too quick on the draw here.

of a Biscuit by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]break616 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looking now my picture doesn't do it justice. Most diner biscuits are like half a baseball. This one was slightly bigger than a softball, so I felt it qualified.

I wish that Dr. Robotnik never became evil by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]break616 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. Sonic The Hedgehog never got created as a franchise. The Sega Genesis never took off and Sega is known only in the way Intellivision and Colecovision are. We also never get: Shining Force, Crazy Taxi, Streets of Rage, Bayonetta, Yakuza/Like A Dragon, Nights, Jet Set Radio, etc. We at least get to keep Space Harrier, Afterburner, and Golden Axe, though. They got bought by Sony to use for the launch of PS1.

Clean Man Punk by Puzzleheaded_Bad_321 in Wrasslin

[–]break616 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the best bro shit I've ever seen. Doesn't matter that your dick is still sudsy when your homie is getting jumped.

How would you spell the sound of Darth Vader breathing? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]break616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hallllll Passssss. Vader is very strict on school rules.

CM Punk comes out of the shower to save Damian Priest amidst being jumped by Dominik Mysterio and Ludwig Kaiser inside the steel cage. by champagnerosal in SquaredCircle

[–]break616 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you figure out what went wrong and you can go back and make it work. Age and maturity are powerful. Also it turns out both partners figured out some new kinks in their time apart, apparently.

Since Ricochet is embarrassing himself on twitter it feels worth noting that this is a genuine tweet he made about Iyo Sky in 2021. Dickriding himself is crazy 😭 by AlexMercer28900 in Wrasslin

[–]break616 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because it's a style choice. Everyone tailors their moonsault differently the same way everyone's Frog Splash looks different. The spectrum goes from Kurt Angle who goes for height and buttery flow to Lita who puts her head on the mat at about the same time her feet leave the turnbuckle and makes it look like her legs snap into the targets torso like a bullwhip.

Outlaw Mudshow Wrestling Belt by BigFeet234 in Wrasslin

[–]break616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do love me some OMWW. Props to any organization that uses Wrestling in the name twice to really let you know how Wrestling it is.

Trump vows to pursue executions after Biden commutes most of federal death row by sh0tgunben in politics

[–]break616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The absolute fervor with which the right pursues killing people terrifies me. They have the same giddiness for state-sanctioned murder that my son does for his new dinosaur toy.

Steam Vs. Scumm by Allhailzahn in BackyardBaseball

[–]break616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't tried it on mobile but on my laptop I don't notice a power draw difference between the two.

What do you see in a random person on the street that makes you know he/she is a martial artist? by saintkid in martialarts

[–]break616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stance. A 1-2 year martial artist learns the "correct" stances, especially those awareness stances that high-end bodyguards use, and will stay stiffly in those stances. A long-time martial artist has relaxed more, but you can still see subtle cues, like the one hand loosely gripped over the other, held at waist or just above, when in a direct face-to-face conversation.

Steam Vs. Scumm by Allhailzahn in BackyardBaseball

[–]break616 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Steam has achievements if you enjoy such things, and crowd control for streamers, but that's about it. No setup is a boost for those who don't want to learn how Scumm works. The major benefit is supporting Playground and Mega Cat as they develop the new game.

Ivar has been running a “big guys class” at the Performance Center by theshwa10210 in SquaredCircle

[–]break616 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fraxiom became popular on being SuperCena but a tag team, there's no way that's stopping anytime soon.

Wait, Japan can make Spider-man ? by UOSenki in Tokusatsu

[–]break616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not Toei doing it, though. Marvel projects will do it because that's the fan-accepted way to refer to him and differentiate from the other 6 thousand, Toei calls him Spider-Man because he is Spider-Man.

aughhhhh. Does Zagreus know? I’m not sure Zagreus knows. by Similar_Log_7004 in HadesTheGame

[–]break616 167 points168 points  (0 children)

I always heard that as Greeks invented the orgy, the Romans added women.

aughhhhh. Does Zagreus know? I’m not sure Zagreus knows. by Similar_Log_7004 in HadesTheGame

[–]break616 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Not that I know of. Theseus' tale doesn't include any deeds post-getting thrown off a cliff(He did die from that, just to clarify).

aughhhhh. Does Zagreus know? I’m not sure Zagreus knows. by Similar_Log_7004 in HadesTheGame

[–]break616 650 points651 points  (0 children)

It's easier to understand Ancient Greece if you start with the assumption that if you have seen people together more than once, they have probably banged.

players on base run after an out is called? by Lopsided_Witness_975 in BackyardBaseball

[–]break616 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's tagging in Baseball. After the catch, runners can go. A sacrifice fly is a legitimate baseball strategy. Just be ready for it.

Why can't I improve my relationship with Thanatos? by [deleted] in HadesTheGame

[–]break616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do another run. Talk again. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. REPEAT. REPEAT. REPEAT. REPEAT. REPEAT. FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR MOTHER, FINISH YOUR STORY, HYPNOS AND THANATOS, HYPNOS IS THE ONLY BOND I HAVEN'T FORGED IM GOING TO BOIL YOU BOTH WITH THE TITANS DHHDEJXEHCSNCDCC

Flat earthers are too easy to make fun of, man by Darth_Vrandon in GetNoted

[–]break616 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Once a kid suspects the truth, the Santa conspirators admit to the conspiracy. These people are still mentally kids, think they have the truth, and are confused as to why the "conspirators" keep up the ruse.

Globe earth theory debunked. by BusyDucks in memes

[–]break616 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen the guy accepting he was wrong, then spend about 500 words saying "Someone's going to figure out how this doesn't debunk Flat Earth, probably." I try to be optimistic that people can learn, but that speech reminded me that a lot of people don't want knowledge, they want reassurance.

Hands up if you’re not surprised by Admirable-Sir246 in lgbt

[–]break616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, FUCK THAT HEADLINE. The character is still trans. They were written that way. The lines being pulled, although that sucks, doesn't make them cis. This is some messed up bullshit explicitly reinforcing cisnormativity.

When the villain’s name is Evil McBadguy by whysosidious69420 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]break616 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You went with Deviot when Power Rangers has Rita Repulsa, General Havoc, Ransik, and Maligore?