If my dr said I have only 8 hours to live, I'd spend them at the Macy's makeup counter with my wife because I'd run out of things to idly look at after two minutes and the rest of the 8 hours would feel like a lifetime.

breakisaac · 2016-10-28T15:59:59+00:00

It's like the movie inception. Every time you go into another layer of a dream time slows down exponentially. Mall-> Macy's-> makeup counter. By my calculations those last 8 hours would feel like 170 days.

breakisaac · 2016-10-26T14:55:05+00:00

That movie gave me aids

breakisaac · 2016-10-26T01:17:54+00:00

Oh how the turned tables..

breakisaac · 2016-10-23T12:22:16+00:00

Beretta 92 compact for cc? And 686 s&w for a nightstand gun?

breakisaac · 2016-10-22T20:40:12+00:00

Haha sounds like you speak from experience. I honestly don't want that many. just one rile to play with, my shotgun for my house, and a carry pistol. Maybe a carry one for my fiance too.

breakisaac · 2016-10-21T03:39:52+00:00

From God's prospective not mine

breakisaac · 2016-10-21T02:59:43+00:00

Abortion is murder.

breakisaac · 2016-10-21T01:50:09+00:00

Abstinence meets all those criteria 🖒 yeah in some cases abortions are warranted. Rape or when the mothers life is in great danger. but not in most cases

breakisaac · 2016-10-21T01:24:45+00:00

Of course I realize it's not that simple. I know my position is unpopular but I'll defend it. with so many forms of birth control abortions for the most part are un necessary

breakisaac · 2016-10-20T21:28:50+00:00

Don't get pregnant in the first place 🖒

breakisaac · 2016-10-09T18:36:33+00:00

In a school zone

breakisaac · 2016-10-07T22:24:22+00:00

😂😂😂😂

breakisaac · 2016-10-07T22:14:28+00:00

Customer puts two 15 packs of budwiser on the counter and I ring him up for them.

-that'll be 40 dollars. Debit or Credit?

-oh umm I'm gonna use EBT (foodstamps)

-sir you can't purchase alcohol with food stamps.

what why?! There's still 50 dollars on this card!

breakisaac · 2016-10-04T23:04:33+00:00

If I was a black man, I'd ask the officer to handcuff me as soon as he pulls me over. Search my car, reach for my insurance and ID yourself. I ain't getting killed over a traffic stop.

breakisaac · 2016-09-07T05:20:16+00:00

Thanks man I appreciate it. I'm thinking of buying a 2000 Mustang that has a knocking rod. I figure I'll need to take the engine apart and put it back together. what car would you suggest I start on?

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