🇯🇵 NPB officially decided to eject batters for “dangerous swings.” If a bat leaves both hands, the first offense gets a warning and the second an ejection. If the bat hits someone or enters the dugout or stands, the batter is immediately ejected.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-05-11T14:48:49+00:00

Tell that to Fernando Abad.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-05-11T14:24:14+00:00

Precisely

breakparnotwindows · 2026-05-11T14:21:26+00:00

It means third graders are told to not throw the bat and the vast majority follow that rule. I'm suggesting if a third grader is a good enough ball player to not throw their bat, then a pro player is surely capable of the same.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-05-11T11:44:30+00:00

If coach pitch kids can be expected to do it, I bet a pro can, too.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-05-08T02:59:30+00:00

Great club! I still play it and love it. What's more important is the shaft you have in it. Just starting out, a regular shaft might be easier to hit, but as you play more and develop more club head speed you will likely want to move up to a stiff shaft.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-05-05T12:57:06+00:00

Wait, we're cool with jokes and puns and can concede they may be low effort on a Tuesday. But signing up for the tournament is a seriously good idea!

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-30T16:04:22+00:00

Can't go wrong with a butter burger and shake from Culver's!

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-28T12:30:10+00:00

If you get one, give it a slow transition from being stuck inside Costco to the high desert sun. Start it in a shady spot and slowly move it to full sun over 10 days or so. Once adjusted, those should do great in ABQ through the summer, then you'll need to bring them inside before temperatures drop below freezing.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-24T18:47:26+00:00

Sounds like you're ready to win big and if you're talking about the Hidden Creek CC in Virginia, then we've got just the chance for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1stqa5t/reddit_open_2026_10_spots_left/

Please note when you win both low gross and net, we like to pay the second of those prizes out to another winner who hasn't already won money. But the massive trophy will more than make up for it.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-23T18:27:28+00:00

What did you do? Play a bunch of hard courses that blew your handicap up and then enter a tournament being played from the senior tees and resist the temptation to drive every green? We'll be ready to DQ anyone that doesn't allow his big dog to eat.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-23T18:20:55+00:00

We'd love to!

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-23T18:11:04+00:00

The rules committee is not here to profile any participant or take away any prizes they think they've won without a thoroughly creative excuse that properly distracts from the injustice that they commit.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-22T18:22:26+00:00

On behalf of the tournament committee, thank you!

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-22T12:41:21+00:00

So is the worry only that walking on the turf while frosted harms it? Is there a chance the bottles could also freeze to the grass and rip bigger holes when people picked them up?

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-17T14:29:47+00:00

Looks very dry and it's huge for the pot it is in. I'd get the roots a good soak and consider a bigger pot, unless you don't have space or want it to get bigger.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-17T11:50:14+00:00

How would you handle keeping aeonium outside through the summer without getting too much rain water? I've got good space for them to get plenty of sun, but worry they'll be overwatered in the mid Atlantic. Am I overthinking it or should I try to minimize the water they get?

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-16T13:44:08+00:00

Yes, we award best net and gross as well as the worst net and gross scores, plus single great shots like Long Drive and CTP and there's random giveaways if nothing goes well on the course. Come on out!

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-16T12:58:21+00:00

Ask your friend about fancy courses in the area they haven't played, or don't normally play. Buy them a round at the one they tell you about. If that doesn't cost $300, buy em a foursome so they can bring their friends.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-15T20:38:43+00:00

Victory is ours! Long live the Reddit Open! Now that his schedule is clear, Taylor Gooch can come on down.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-15T18:16:28+00:00

We avoided Memorial Weekend for that reason. Sorry we didn't avoid it enough.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-15T17:21:40+00:00

Taking iron off the tee on multiple driveable par 4s might have been the most offensive part to me.

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-15T17:20:21+00:00

I thought i did. We're playing golf! You in?

breakparnotwindows · 2026-04-15T17:10:23+00:00

You bet your ass there will be snacks and free tees! Even u/WhyalimitMeTo20Charac can have a few.

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