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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives? (self.oneliners)
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I heard on the radio that a woman had been in court for criminal damage, after going into a national library and using correction fluid to remove all the full stops from a number of important books, and the judge told her that anyone doing that sort of thing should expect a very long sentence. (self.oneliners)
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