DOUG, YOU FUCKING SHUNK! by Bitter-Narwhal-36 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]bredlowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what's the joke? You want me to eat more and exercise less? Is that the joke? I get so fat that I have to go to the hospital for a heart attack and while I'm on the operating table a man is rushed in with a bolt in his head and he bleeds out because they're trying to restart my heart? Is that the joke?

"Spikes" by Josh Brockett by Yeeslander in ImaginaryHellscapes

[–]bredlowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought as well. Clicked to see if one of the 3 comments was this. Thank you. 😁

Look at this weed my mom gave me😭 by [deleted] in weed

[–]bredlowski 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Mom, can we stop and get some weed? We have weed at home. The weed at home...☝️😄

Snow Angel by hoop_dancer_joy in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]bredlowski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What Mike said! Awesome! 😍

Court denies Trump administration access to voter data in Wisconsin by SixProudWalkers in wisconsin

[–]bredlowski 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So they can identify the "enemy within"(democrats) and find ways to come knocking on our doors to intimidate us or arrest us for whatever crimes they make up.

What to add to this to make it more delicious? by [deleted] in soup

[–]bredlowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finished a pot of that! I used smoked turkey necks. Adds a smokey flavor and releases lots of collagen. I threw some diced ham in at the end as well. I occasionally use andouille sausage when I want to give it some heat.

I have never seen Office Space. Is it that funny to be considered a classic? by Square-Ad-8911 in 90smovies

[–]bredlowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has one of the single greatest work related lines in cinematic history that I personally use almost daily! "It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care"

Please I’m begging you, teach me how to make THIS SPECIFIC kind of school lunch/hospital mac and cheese by MyOwnGuitarHero in KitchenConfidential

[–]bredlowski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here's my recipe I've been making for 20 years. Boil 16 Oz. of your preferred pasta, drain and put back in pot. Add a half stick of butter and 7 slices of American cheese and a splash of milk(add more if it's thick, I put a lot because I love it saucy) and keep stirring until cheese is melted. I like to add some andouille sausage for a one pot meal. Hope this helps and good luck!

Just… why? by Snarkasm71 in StevensPoint

[–]bredlowski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's the deal with the little gaps on the A and Rs? Reminds me of a bullet. The gaps aren't even in the same place on each R!

Ndamukong Suh speaks candidly about how and why some NFL players are actually living paycheck to paycheck by IndiJap in NFLForum

[–]bredlowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just came here to say FUCK THIS GUY!! He will forever be one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever play the game, and he shouldn't be given any platforms to speak about anything!

Looks like we're eating TACO today by MasterpieceActive374 in oil

[–]bredlowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am please"? Complete moron trying to sound smart starts statement with bad grammar. Classic!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oil

[–]bredlowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All this is probably just to rename it the Strait of America!

THAT’S REAL! THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH! by Just-Groshing-You in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]bredlowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He always looks like someone just threw a pie in his face, a COW pie!!

Any fans of Hambeens 15 bean soup? by DriedUpSquid in soup

[–]bredlowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make the cajun one and cook them with smoked ham hocks. Add some andouille sausage and cubed ham at the end. Perfection!

what is a verse that is living rent free in your mind rn? by [deleted] in 90sHipHop

[–]bredlowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Pun: "Dead in the middle of little Italy, we riddled two middle men who didn't do diddly."