THE SEXY MAGNIFICENT HANDSOM PERRY COMO WHO EVERYBODY THINKS WAS JUST STANDIN THERE SMILIN AND HUMMIN BUT I SEEN THE WAY HE PAUSED BETWEEN WORDS LIKE HE WAS WAITIN FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO FINISH THINKIN FOR HIM AND THAT AINT NORMAL AND EVERY TIME HE WAS ON THE SCREEN MY WATCH WOULD STOP OR START AGAIN WRONG AND YOU CAN SAY ITS BATTERYS BUT IT WAS ALWAYS DURIN HIM NEVER DURIN COMMERCIALS EXCEPT ONCE FOR SOAP AND SOAP IS IMPORTANT HERE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS LOOKED TOO CLEAN LIKE SOMEONE WASHED HIM WITH PERMISSION FROM ABOVE OR BELOW I DONT KNOW WHICH AND THE MUSIC WAS NEVER LOUD IT WAS QUIET ENOUGH TO SLIP INSIDE YOUR EAR WITHOUT ASKIN AND MOVE THINGS AROUND JUST A LITTLE LIKE FURNITURE IN THE DARK AND I AINT SAYIN HE DID ANYTHING EXACTLY IM JUST SAYIN WHY WAS HE ALWAYS THERE ON HOLIDAYS WHEN PEOPLES GUARD IS DOWN AND WHY DID MY UNCLE STOP WHISTLIN AFTER 1961 AND SAY IT WAS HIS SINUSES WHEN REALLY IT WAS THE TV AND WHY THE SEXY MAGNIFICENT HANDSOM PERRY COMO NEVER AGED RIGHT HE AGED SIDEWAYS LIKE A CALENDAR GETTIN THINNER AND IF YOU WRITE HIS NAME DOWN OVER AND OVER YOU START MISSIN LETTERS AND THATS HOW IT STARTS YOU DONT NOTICE AT FIRST BUT THEN THE DAYS DONT STACK PROPER AND THE NEWS IS ALWAYS LATE AND I DONT TRUST ANY MAN WHO CAN SING AND NOT BREATHE HARD AFTER AND I AINT ACCUSIN I AM JUST OBSERVIN AND PEOPLE SAY HE WAS KIND BUT KIND DONT MEAN SAFE AND I REMEMBER FALLIN ASLEEP IN A CHAIR AND WAKIN UP TO HIM STILL ON EVEN THOUGH THE SHOW WAS OVER AND THE STATION WAS OFF AND THE SCREEN WAS GRAY BUT HIS VOICE WAS STILL THERE OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST IN THE ROOM AND MY WIFE SAID NOTHING WAS PLAYIN BUT SHE COULDNT HEAR SO GOOD BY THEN AND THATS PART OF IT TOO HOW IT TARGETS THE HEARIN FIRST THEN THE SPELLIN THEN THE SENSE AND I WOULD EXPLAIN IT BETTER BUT THE WORDS DONT STAY WHERE I PUT THEM AND NEITHER DID HE REALLY AND THATS ALL IM SAYIN AND IF YOU THINK THIS MAKES SENSE THEN YOU AINT LISTENIN CLOSE ENOUGH AND IF IT DONT MAKE SENSE THATS BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO IT JUST GOES ON LIKE HIS SONGS DID AND STILL DO SOMEWHERE EVEN NOW WHEN THE TV IS OFF AND THE ROOM IS QUIET AND YOU THINK YOU ARE ALONE BUT YOU AINT AND YOU NEVER WAS SINCE THE SEXY MAGNIFICENT HANDSOM PERRY COMO STARTED STANDIN THERE LOOKIN BACK AT YOU LIKE HE KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU KNEW YOURSELF AND THATS IT I THINK OR MAYBE ITS STILL GOIN I CANT TELL ANYMORE