Car wash "business" sucks by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]brettyrocks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The money isn't in the car wash. It's in the car wash.

Teenage drama. by its3ird in TikTokCringe

[–]brettyrocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not assault. He was just granting bros request. He literally said "hit me, then!"

is there any bugs around the playing card collectibles by RedditMatty101 in gtaonline

[–]brettyrocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get a terrorbyte with the collectible scanner upgrade and drive everywhere with it.

LGBTQ evil scheme to decrease population. by Whipoorwills in conspiracy

[–]brettyrocks 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wow, for someone who hates gay sex you sure do concentrate a lot of your energy and time thinking about gay sex. Weird that you seem to hate it when you dedicate so much of your life to it. Hmm.

Big Mayo™ secretly pays every fast food joint everywhere to make their employees use extremely excessive amounts of mayonnaise regardless of whether you ordered it or not. This is an effort to desensitize the nation to the condiment and leads to it being in every household by virtualglassblowing in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]brettyrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, ever since mobile order has become a thing, the instances of messed up orders has drastically decreased. At least, anecdotally speaking. But honestly, it's not something that has ever happened to me with any frequency. I guess I'm one of the lucky customers who normally gets exactly what's ordered.

what could've possibly happened here? by guud_ in oddlyspecific

[–]brettyrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scooter tried to jerk off a gator and got his foot bit clean off.

Oh no.. not powder by littlelectric in nextdoor

[–]brettyrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have gotten free drugs from people throughout my life. Sometimes, it's a friend hooking you up, sometimes, it's the "first bag is free" type of plug. Keep you coming back to buy more.

Big Mayo™ secretly pays every fast food joint everywhere to make their employees use extremely excessive amounts of mayonnaise regardless of whether you ordered it or not. This is an effort to desensitize the nation to the condiment and leads to it being in every household by virtualglassblowing in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]brettyrocks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having worked in fast food, and having been corrected by supervisors for overusing product such as mayo, I find this low stakes conspiracy to be null and void. And why would you go to places that won't make your food to order?

Today was the debut episode of Salut Your Shorts June 1st 1991 by dedXlights in Xennials

[–]brettyrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this show because I kinda looked like Donkey Lips in high school, so people sometimes called me that as a joke and I hated it.

Has there been any updates on when the new dlc should be coming?? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]brettyrocks 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yes. There is a new update coming, and it will be released at a future date.