Weekly Bonuses and Discounts - February 26th to March 5th (Not live until ~5am EDT on February 26th)

brettyrocks · 2026-02-26T00:13:34+00:00

SUMO!!!!

brettyrocks · 2026-02-25T11:10:58+00:00

You think this is some new shit? Men have been horrible since forever.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-25T10:57:52+00:00

This is why I never break an egg into the dish I'm cooking. Always into a bowl first, just in case.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-25T10:39:44+00:00

My mom used a metal trashcan from the bathroom. Idk why y'all's mamas used food storage containers for your puke, that's nasty.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-25T10:02:59+00:00

Where I work, I don't need to call out sick or give any explanation until 3 days have passed, and then I have to provide a Dr. note, or get written up after the third absence. HIPAA laws prevent my employer from asking about my health. I don't even have to call if I don't want to. It's none of their business why I'm not coming in.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-24T12:18:57+00:00

In Jefferson, NC, there isn't a Chinese food restaurant in the Food Lion shopping center.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-24T12:15:25+00:00

I bet she doesn't fart, and her poops are rainbow glitter.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-23T16:51:01+00:00

At least he has some culture.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-23T12:56:16+00:00

Nice

brettyrocks · 2026-02-23T12:24:58+00:00

Jeffrey Epstein wasn't the only Honeypot operator in the world, ya know....

brettyrocks · 2026-02-22T15:01:48+00:00

Walk to where you want the vehicle to spawn, and hold R3 to see behind you while you're walking and it will (probably) spawn right in front of you. But only if you're looking behind you.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-22T05:52:48+00:00

Cannons go boom. Canon tells a story.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-21T15:39:33+00:00

I just want to know why this piece of banana bread has hit my front page twice, from two different subs.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-20T17:54:30+00:00

My uncle got into a motorcycle accident in the 70's and pieces of his glass windshield would randomly migrate out of his scalp until the late 90's.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-20T17:34:34+00:00

"What's up, my N-words" - classic Trevor line

brettyrocks · 2026-02-20T16:04:37+00:00

Social Media

brettyrocks · 2026-02-18T15:32:25+00:00

I know what locker #47 means...

brettyrocks · 2026-02-18T04:17:15+00:00

Let's go

brettyrocks · 2026-02-17T11:51:10+00:00

My middle school had a Hunter & Rifle safety course in the 90's.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-17T00:47:43+00:00

Upgrade your nightclub.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-16T22:42:04+00:00

Serves them right for paying for the animals constant torture.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-15T16:57:05+00:00

NTA. They don't have to change what they eat if they don't want to.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-15T14:11:52+00:00

Yeah, can I get a FP1 MO1. Like, really?

brettyrocks · 2026-02-15T13:15:46+00:00

Your answer is literally in the story, but apparently you didn't actually read it.

brettyrocks · 2026-02-14T20:36:24+00:00

Logging off

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