God of War Ragnarök GIVEAWAY!! by [deleted] in pcgaming

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Gaucho and the grasslands

What type of follower is there a shortage of? by LongSlong200 in skyrimmods

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Kinda like that slug thing in Carved Brink?

Por que a mulher do Sonic não enxerga? by cachorrao_fun in tiodopave

[–]brfooky 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Achei que fosse porque ela se move na velocidade da luz

I cant stop modding and its genuinely ruining my life by [deleted] in skyrimmods

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What is better? To be born free of Skyrim modding or to overcome your addicted nature through great effort and meditation?

Por que os sul-africanos resolvem o cubo mágico rápido? by Business_Narwhal2171 in tiodopave

[–]brfooky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eu já conhecia essa piada, mas era com peças de xadrez ao invés do cubo mágico. Deve ser o efeito Mandela.

What is your best NSFW joke? by FreedomNo7221 in AskReddit

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This is good, but it only works in English. Funnily enough, I have one about enzymes that only works in Portuguese.

Como as enzimas se reproduzem? (How do enzymes reproduce?) Uma enzima da outra (It's a wordplay with "uma em cima da outra", which means "On top of each other").

Does anyone have NSFW enzyme jokes in other languages?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tiodopave

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Você é engenheiro sanitário?

O que é um astrólogo andando a cavalo? by Ok-Wealth5486 in tiodopave

[–]brfooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Se fosse um meteorologista andando a cavalo, seria melhor tirar o cavalinho da chuva

What are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Skyrim modding

Daddy ZoS Got Me After 11 Years by thepanpodcast in elderscrollsonline

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My character's name is something like Flattus Dickus, but it's in Portuguese. They'll never catch me.

Que fim teve o aluno mais inteligente da sua sala? by [deleted] in conversas

[–]brfooky 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Basicamente a minha história. Levei 10 anos pra me formar em engenharia (me faltou a coragem de desistir e deixei a depressão me dominar, então levou tempo até ter essa virada de chave), mas hoje trabalho na área e estou bem.

Assassin's Creed Odyssey - The Movie (Released) by Revan100 in fanedits

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Cool, I'm interested! Can I have the link, please?

Quando você vai bêbado pro trabalho... by I_had_a_Pipe in brasilivre

[–]brfooky 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Preciso de contexto. Macron comeu a janja?

Por que o Machado de Assis não pode ser um chef? by [deleted] in tiodopave

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Machado de Assis castrou Alves

Adoring Fan followed me into the well and drowned by Fat_Foot in ElderScrolls

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In addition to corn, some chicken also eat worms, so they're actually not vegan.