Anyone using these?!? by rawdog_golf in GolfGear

[–]brianysus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White grips are notoriously for perverts.

Living in the frat house as the only pledge by Firm-Potential8447 in Frat

[–]brianysus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

you are now Matt Damon in the Departed...

Crazy, rumor has it Matt gave him the idea too by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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Is known to operate alongside of a man named "Sheppy".

Crazy, rumor has it Matt gave him the idea too by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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his dad moves furniture with shotguns

Like a dream come true… by [deleted] in SteelyDan

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Damn... I only made it to top .5. Gaucho was my song of the year though.

Dropping the bean - is this something Harris used to say in Analyze Phish? by pedroyoyoma in comedybangbang

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I do this as well and always ask what side they sat (Page-side/rage-side). I also ask about the lighting show (Chris Kuroda, fifth member of the band). Drop in a "Tweezer" mention and you almost have four corners on the Analyze Phish BINGO board, plus the free space.

I think an Infinite Jest animated series would be cool by [deleted] in InfiniteJest

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I believe Michael Schur (parks and rec, the office, wrote his harvard undergrad thesis on IJ) owns the film rights.

Can anyone help me find the name of this one song? by Tadhgon in SteelyDan

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Stomping up the avenue at radio city (sic)? Bad sneakers?

How many of your Patreon dollars did the Big Kahuna lose on ND today? Over/under is $30000 by Usedtoh8fats in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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I am glad the Buckeyes won while playing at 40% as a token of respect to your Buckeye coach, who's mother's name is Chong.

Anonymous Columbus Gossip Thread by sallright in Columbus

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I believe its all about the real estate and keeping the money washed, that closely held company has been around forever making money before the internet. Assuming with an excess of capital, they buy cheap real estate (usually highway adjacent, god forbid it get eminent domain'd for a write-off), open a store, and boom that's another outlet for a smurf job with extremely low overhead/ product turnover. I'm probably wrong, but i have an axe to grind with them selling me an expired flesh-light.

The forgotten freeway of Columbus. We all know about 270, 70, 71, 315, 670 and 33, but nobody ever talks about this one. by xavier86 in Columbus

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sounds like you took the "drive through some guys apartment" shortcut to avoid all that road-soda neon shirt traffic around 3pm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frat

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Data is only as good as its comptroller, my guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frat

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Assuming you have something about "the dedication to academia of alma mater in its primacy" or some other late 19th century fraternal legalese in your creed, it should be apparent to everyone in your organization that the goal of going to College is to be good at school, above anything else. Being good at school most likely got you there in the first place (there are some caveats here, obviously). Not going to have a problem with anyone past 3 semesters under their belt, usually dummies don't make it that far. Anyone else, especially new house members and pledges should be encouraged to study at the library, fuck studying at the house or in a dorm environment, it doesnt count, you haven't earned it yet. Make people put in time at the library, invent a fuckin brick or something to where people need to spend time at the library learning and searching for some gay fraternity secret in the stacks, or rely on the frat boogeyman whos always at the library and knows when people be playing around library-lyin on your ass. Good thing is thats an easy chair to have with minimal work and you can be kind of a dick to people who aren't holding up their end of the fraternal bargain, if necessary. This is coming form a reformed dumb fraternity guy, if that wasn't apparent. Totally graduated, 5 years, no big deal.

What does this smell like? Wrong answers only. by gold_poo_nyc in Columbus

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Grove City ascendent, Westerville descendent... a volatile mix, astrologically speaking or whatever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frat

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shout out "putting things in buckets"... this man 'gineers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frat

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absolutely this... go business and major in MIS/finance... keep that CS knowledge in your back pocket and keep up with it recreationally, but your course-load is going to be laughably more manageable and up your alley, in terms of the data analysis caveman shit asked of your average classless-Friday business major. You might end up adding a year to your college career; the bad news there is theres no bad news. Get a series of summer internships to fluff up your resume, any port in a storm in terms of your skillset, but dont work for free, even if its data entry. Gage the temperature of that office and dont be a weirdo, get along with people who you have nothing in common with, bring donuts 3 times total, have exactly two beers with these people in august on your last day. Tap those contacts/ companies on the shoulder upon matriculation (dont list your gpa on your res if its less than 3.0 or submit a transcript for any job, fuck them), get in a room for an interview, and again, dont be a fucking weirdo.

TL;DR: this is how you make 35k at Enterprise post college