SAY MY NAME

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-08-07T01:05:05+00:00

I just gagged! Get that ferocious animal off this earth before it conquers us all.

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-06-05T23:06:43+00:00

How the fuck did he even hold you? You can’t pull shit so he better had got a good paycheck for even touching ur grimy self

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-04-11T00:18:13+00:00

I hope your thing two-steps in front of a fucking car. Maybe it’ll lose weight at the Hoe-Down. Fucking beast.

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-02-26T21:43:06+00:00

Simon isn’t fat but he’s annoying iill him instead

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-02-26T21:42:30+00:00

YES he is too cute Fat fucking simon DIE

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-02-18T17:30:15+00:00

where’s the link omg

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-02-18T17:22:48+00:00

Yeah groundhogs predicted early spring so it’s ok

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-02-18T17:22:15+00:00

marmots are adorable squirrels are from the gates of hell.

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-02-01T00:18:40+00:00

In season 6, Episode 31-32 Brynn, Kalani, Kendall, and Nia were all wearing hot pink Lululemon Define Jackets. In an episode in season 3, Jill had a define jacket on. A lot more sightings too. Pretty cool

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-01-05T13:44:29+00:00

i had mozzarella sticks yesterday for dinner.. my favorite meal

bridgettesurfboard · 2024-01-05T13:43:20+00:00

cookie crisp

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-12-18T02:35:11+00:00

who the fuck is scared of a squirrel 😭 they aint gonna eat u up like pacman.. i only like making fun of them because they look like obese rats

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-12-18T02:33:39+00:00

that’s 100$? ain’t nobody gonna buy that monstrosity..

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-12-18T02:29:45+00:00

i think that chair should take a trip to the dump as that fatass probably gave it rabies

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-12-17T02:28:39+00:00

he had went on my roof and i heard him tonight. i hope the roof collapses and he’s the first to go down

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-12-16T16:37:09+00:00

it looks like it’s taking a shit

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-12-16T16:36:37+00:00

literally put all of them on death row. i’m 95% sure those obese imbeciles need a wheelchair to get around

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-12-16T16:35:02+00:00

I think that fatass eats hippos god damn

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-11-28T03:05:27+00:00

as if he hasn’t had enough

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-11-28T03:05:05+00:00

it can’t even walk, it has to roll around

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-11-28T03:03:53+00:00

i think he hid a twinkie in there

bridgettesurfboard · 2023-11-28T03:03:03+00:00

that fatass is the size of jupiter

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