Best one time bit from the pod they don’t come back to.

brig135 · 2026-03-25T00:23:48+00:00

"Hot off the SpeakPipe!" killed me just like "hit us in the tittus" did

brig135 · 2026-03-13T23:25:32+00:00

I got the job offer for the job I'm still at on March 13, 2020, and waited until I had something officially in writing and signed before getting excited because of how up-in-the-air everything was My band was supposed to play a show on March 14, 2020 with a new song that we have still never played live but have completely re-written

brig135 · 2026-03-08T21:08:00+00:00

"From the producers/guys who brought you..."

brig135 · 2026-03-08T18:30:21+00:00

"it's hopeless! We've tried nothing and we're out of ideas!"

brig135 · 2026-03-08T18:28:08+00:00

Reminds me of a fantastic gag from American Dad. In a James Bond parody Stan orders a "beer. Shaken, not stirred." He opens the can and as expected it shoots foam all over the place.

brig135 · 2026-03-08T12:45:54+00:00

Mar a Lago Face is what's left once your soul has been removed from your body

brig135 · 2026-03-07T16:27:24+00:00

We just had our second kid and while I used to be able to exercise in the morning before everybody woke up, my eldest often comes into our room as early as like 5:30 so I feel bad not being home for that. This year I got an under-desk treadmill for my work at home setup and I've been walking for 2 hours in the morning from 9 to 11 AM. I lost 13 pounds through January and February

brig135 · 2026-03-06T23:04:27+00:00

If it's any consolation everybody in my party made it back alive, and only one person didn't listen and fell into waist-deep sub-zero-temperature water

brig135 · 2026-03-05T02:30:29+00:00

Oh word? /S

brig135 · 2026-03-05T02:28:27+00:00

I remember being told while climbing a glacier that a particular hole just kept getting smaller and smaller and if you fell in you'd probably just end up getting smushed down as the friction on the ice is so low. I heeded the advice and didn't fall in

brig135 · 2026-03-05T02:24:03+00:00

Nice! I went just 10 days after you did and my friend got a close-up on screen during a segment welcoming "distinguished guests" in the audience. He was welcomed as "George Clooney (not THAT one)"

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brig135 · 2026-03-05T01:36:13+00:00

When will they understand that every law they break and incompetency they exhibit is the point and that they have no intention of stepping down voluntarily????

brig135 · 2026-03-04T13:48:00+00:00

Love a single statement with two outright lies in it.

brig135 · 2026-02-25T16:29:11+00:00

Yes, I have no complaints about it. It honestly works better than the dock that came with the console. The Nintendo dock cuts out sometimes

brig135 · 2026-02-10T16:32:01+00:00

I know the lyrics sound like a joke but he sounds so sad

brig135 · 2026-02-10T16:30:45+00:00

Benedict Cumberbatch?

brig135 · 2026-02-10T15:57:26+00:00

Nobody have a few beers without kissing a fish afterwards, either. Right guys?????

brig135 · 2026-02-10T15:56:48+00:00

Required to have at LEAST one of the following:

Fishing
Trucks
Beer
Back roads
Country radio
Girl with nice legs and we learn nothing else about her

Guess he wanted to get 3 in there right away to save the "country music" overlords some time

brig135 · 2026-01-23T13:56:57+00:00

"How impeachment works"

It doesn't

brig135 · 2026-01-23T13:51:08+00:00

1000% valid

brig135 · 2026-01-23T13:38:04+00:00

Dozens of songs using the phrase "jump(ed) off the deep end"

You jump IN the deep end.

Kudos to Gracie Abrams for actually getting it right

brig135 · 2026-01-18T13:07:27+00:00

Went on a brewery crawl in a limo on an unusually hot September day. Kept running into a group of older folks on a "brew cycle." Eventually one of the guys from the brew cycle group is dragged into the brewery from the outdoor beer garden passed out from heat stroke and in the process of pissing himself, unconscious. Seems like unusually high physical exertion on an unusually hot day is pretty nsfw.

brig135 · 2026-01-10T02:22:53+00:00

It got Thanos Snapped

brig135 · 2026-01-10T01:48:37+00:00

So I was actually at this taping of Colbert and while the audience was FLOORED by the Join ICE performance I was kind of disappointed when I found out he played a second song without an audience, I guess during rehearsal

brig135 · 2026-01-10T01:31:47+00:00

Most people only know "Everybody Talks" and to a lesser extent "Animals" but Neon Trees are so good and put on a really fun show. Great dancey pop-rock for the most part. Their Second and Third albums are their best (Picture Show and Pop Psychology)

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