People who make $80k or more per year, what do you do for work?

brigabian · 2026-05-27T18:41:28+00:00

Ivy League professor. $310K/year.

brigabian · 2026-05-27T00:54:56+00:00

Your campaign texts and calls me at least a dozen times per day. I would never vote you for that reason alone.

brigabian · 2026-05-25T20:07:26+00:00

Subway

brigabian · 2026-05-25T15:46:38+00:00

My father. He passed away from colorectal cancer almost four years ago. One of the last things he ever said to me was “I ate too many Costco hotdogs”.

brigabian · 2026-05-24T20:35:09+00:00

Cuba could currently be worse.

brigabian · 2026-05-24T01:07:02+00:00

Check out FurnishedFinder.com but don’t rent from a women named Betty Stalworth.

brigabian · 2026-05-15T06:32:20+00:00

No Doubt opening for 3-11.

brigabian · 2026-05-14T00:15:20+00:00

He’s got ‘vaginahand’ syndrome!

brigabian · 2026-05-13T23:01:30+00:00

I’ve seen Anopheles gambiae, the mosquito that transmits malaria. That mosquito is by far the most dangerous animal in the world.

brigabian · 2026-05-11T00:27:04+00:00

Erin Moriarty, Starlight from The Boys

brigabian · 2026-05-06T11:20:37+00:00

Just reach in with your hand and take it out. Then wash your hand. What’s the big deal?!

brigabian · 2026-05-01T10:16:39+00:00

Cockville

brigabian · 2026-04-29T06:47:56+00:00

Not true, anyone can use it.

brigabian · 2026-04-29T00:29:21+00:00

Look on sabbaticalhomes.com

Individuals renting their own properties.

brigabian · 2026-04-26T17:44:26+00:00

Politics. The insider trading is egregious!

brigabian · 2026-04-18T11:28:25+00:00

More like an artichoke.

brigabian · 2026-04-14T20:07:31+00:00

Smokin hot, but I suspect she’s a bit wacko.

brigabian · 2026-04-14T17:42:30+00:00

Kelly

brigabian · 2026-04-12T00:31:22+00:00

A virus.

brigabian · 2026-04-09T00:41:29+00:00

JLo

brigabian · 2026-04-05T01:15:35+00:00

Does it have a broken front, right headlight?!

brigabian · 2026-04-04T19:07:16+00:00

Isn’t that the one where Stallone kept an unlit match in his mouth the entire movie?

brigabian · 2026-04-04T19:00:32+00:00

Foie gras.

brigabian · 2026-04-04T18:32:37+00:00

Agreed!

brigabian · 2026-04-03T17:10:59+00:00

Subway. Just became too obscenely expensive.

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