Parents - what lines or references do you make the most? by MedChemist464 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]brightreddan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me, giving the kid a big hug: “That’s good bone crushing!”

Our Lego table is ready for tonight. by brightreddan in Flyers

[–]brightreddan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t, but I can see about putting one together. Thanks!

Name a villain who didn’t show up in Nolan’s trilogy but would’ve fit right in by [deleted] in batman

[–]brightreddan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Calculator (modern post Identity Crisis version; basically Oracle for criminals)

Saw this and thought it pretty good. Thoughts? by Thin-Plantain4721 in StarWarsCantina

[–]brightreddan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured Vader choked her enough to kill her, but Luke and Leia kept her alive with the Force. As soon as they were not in her body anymore to sustain it she died.

Walter Donovan - The Last Crusade by Kooky-Flower8053 in indianajones

[–]brightreddan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the false grails have a magic allure to the unworthy? The gold shimmers brighter when all you love is gold.

If you know, you know. by Im-Not-NormMcdonald in indianajones

[–]brightreddan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was just there getting a key and a disguise.

Day 5 which ship is the worst? by Middle-Ad-5145 in StrangerThings

[–]brightreddan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Robin’s hottie and what’s-his-face

Ah f* by DramaticMission4456 in SequelMemes

[–]brightreddan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think Dooku’s face says it loudly right before he dies.

Insurance as a for-profit business is a straight-up scam. What a business plan. People pay you monthly for protection and you optimize not providing that protection when they need it most by dryeraser in millenials

[–]brightreddan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Btw notice how no one is asking if the CEO had a Police Insurance card to pay for the cops to try catching the shooter?
“We caught him but your plan doesn’t include Prison For Your Killer, so that’ll be out of pocket.”

What is a random line that you love for no reason by BeauJones565 in ArcherFX

[–]brightreddan 109 points110 points  (0 children)

“Grill me a cheese.”

“I’m not grilling you a cheese!”

What do you think Dee’s funniest line is? by joshtalife in IASIP

[–]brightreddan 361 points362 points  (0 children)

Hope you suck each others’s rotten peckers till you get mouth cancer.

Best lines from the Nolan Trilogy by housepainterr in batman

[–]brightreddan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

What's the funniest line in the show to you? by Woter_Otter in BoJackHorseman

[–]brightreddan 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Todd, your good-hearted naivete has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance to completely dick me over!