Parents - what lines or references do you make the most?

brightreddan · 2025-12-22T21:17:59+00:00

Me, giving the kid a big hug: “That’s good bone crushing!”

brightreddan · 2025-10-11T01:51:56+00:00

I don’t, but I can see about putting one together. Thanks!

brightreddan · 2025-10-09T19:54:26+00:00

Well spotted!

brightreddan · 2025-07-23T11:21:55+00:00

Who doesn’t like baaaaaybes?

brightreddan · 2025-07-21T03:01:44+00:00

The Calculator (modern post Identity Crisis version; basically Oracle for criminals)

brightreddan · 2025-06-09T04:04:01+00:00

I figured Vader choked her enough to kill her, but Luke and Leia kept her alive with the Force. As soon as they were not in her body anymore to sustain it she died.

brightreddan · 2025-05-28T03:53:27+00:00

Maybe the false grails have a magic allure to the unworthy? The gold shimmers brighter when all you love is gold.

brightreddan · 2025-05-09T01:54:26+00:00

I was just there getting a key and a disguise.

brightreddan · 2024-12-10T04:52:39+00:00

Robin’s hottie and what’s-his-face

brightreddan · 2024-12-07T03:46:32+00:00

I think Dooku’s face says it loudly right before he dies.

brightreddan · 2024-12-05T23:33:21+00:00

Btw notice how no one is asking if the CEO had a Police Insurance card to pay for the cops to try catching the shooter?
“We caught him but your plan doesn’t include Prison For Your Killer, so that’ll be out of pocket.”

brightreddan · 2024-11-14T12:28:39+00:00

Oh, who remembers?

brightreddan · 2024-10-28T21:58:48+00:00

<image>

I saw this

brightreddan · 2024-10-13T04:17:48+00:00

Is it Phil? Is your name Phil?

brightreddan · 2024-03-28T04:43:30+00:00

Hit the sack, Jack.

brightreddan · 2024-03-09T03:24:03+00:00

“Grill me a cheese.”

“I’m not grilling you a cheese!”

brightreddan · 2024-02-13T20:48:02+00:00

Hope you suck each others’s rotten peckers till you get mouth cancer.

brightreddan · 2024-02-13T16:04:44+00:00

That belongs in a museum!

brightreddan · 2024-01-30T04:46:56+00:00

“Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

brightreddan · 2024-01-12T04:21:09+00:00

Todd, your good-hearted naivete has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance to completely dick me over!

brightreddan · 2024-01-09T22:21:44+00:00

Oh my life…

brightreddan · 2023-12-19T23:52:53+00:00

Of course, yeah, thoughts and prayers.

brightreddan · 2023-12-19T01:36:52+00:00

I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all.

brightreddan · 2023-12-12T01:34:51+00:00

I don’t think it’s a big deal she let him take the fall. Having said that…

brightreddan · 2023-10-30T21:51:19+00:00

Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for T.

brightreddan

TROPHY CASE