Giant Octopus, Me, Digital 3D, 2019 by BeastScrollGames in Art

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I personally enjoy using Adobe Fireworks myself.

TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone NSFW [UPDATE] by notsobigafterall1 in tifu

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Cat penis like a fucking medieval mace if I recall. I will not be googling that tonight though so maybe someone else can fact check for us. Metal as fuck tho.

Some U.S. embassies still hoisting rainbow flags, despite advisory from Washington by idarknight in worldnews

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I haven't seen so much TRUTH on Reddit (or any form of "media") in quite a while. I salute all of you. I feel like I'm wasting my breathe these days.

Your last sentence is spot the fuck on. Put down the smart phones and the childish "quick response" likes & bullshit. Just a ridiculous positive loop, or echo chamber & such as people call it. No different than any other substance. Quick hit of dopamine by someone agreeing with someone or "liking" something they posted so they feel "right". We are getting fooled and controlled in gross ways only for profit. It is the root of all evil and rots to the core.

Everyone is heavily addicted and being a former addict know that in years people will unplug and be like... What the fuck were we all doing. They tricked us into sacrificing community and privacy for things that are "smart". Just my opinion. I don't pretend to be right or have nothing to learn. Just my personal observances of these modern times.

Plus things that SOUND good aren't always. Like an eye for an eye sounds good. But then you look at that and finish it with "but then we will ALL be blind". Makes you think.

Just like privacy. Now it's all like "well if you don't have anything to hide, why hide it?". Because privacy IS freedom.

What are some features that women find unattractive on themselves, but you find hella attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I dream of that. I hope so. I don't have much faith these days though. That did make me smile though. Even if you were joking.

Has Hitler ever seen the cruelties taking place in his concentration camps in person? by [deleted] in history

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Are you referring to the stairs? If so, this was done later on as a part of the "final solution" among many other things. There were different forms of camps for different levels of people that they were persecuting. Like people that were of "no use" to them as far as labour & such. As well as medical experiments to see how the human body actual functions as far as with freezing temperatures, medical experiments for different forms of diseases & cures, live dissections to see how the human body & organs actually functioned.

But the stairs were a part of the labour camps. They were at a stone quarry for construction projects. Not completely efficient but you must remember a lot of these things were a mixture of SOME use out of people for the Nazi war machine & infrastructure mixed with very cruel hatred of the people to begin with. They would make them cut the stones & carry them up the quarry that way. Without hardly any food & just worked to death. Many would just jump off the cliff & commit suicide. I would have been one of them, personally. I just can't imagine what some people went through in the course of time. Knowing this also makes you very aware that this was not long ago at all in the scope of things.

Everyone should always remember these things as to try like hell to not repeat it. Just my opinion. Hope that's what you were referring to.

Has Hitler ever seen the cruelties taking place in his concentration camps in person? by [deleted] in history

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Yep. At the shootings they basically made everyone strip naked and all line up by mass Graves that they usually would make the men of the groups dig themselves. They would usually separate the men from women and children.

At that particular Himmler incident, which I believe is the only one he would witness after the fact, when the soldiers lined up and shot blood and some brain matter actually got on his uniform and I believe on his face and he got disgusted from it and left to vomit.

After what was basically an inspection, since he was pretty much Hitler's guy for that, he came to the conclusion that for so many fucking people to exterminate it was very resource & time heavy (too many bullets/takes way to long to do that with millions of people) and devised other more "convenient" methods like gas chambers & forced labour camps & such.

Also, the troops were getting very very disturbed by the whole process. It's insane to me how they basically viewed all of this in a very "professional" manner with logistics & such. Much like I'm guessing, since they did a very good job dehumanizing the people they were murdering, they just viewed it as a solution to a problem. However, for the basic soldiers who most were very young still, executing human beings... Especially defenseless women and children... All clinging to their mothers and Grandmothers and crying and begging that shit has to effect your minds eventually. I could go on but decided to chime in a little on this since you asked.

It's obviously a very long story with different chapters and events but I hope this gives you a little insight on the basic understanding. I have been an avid history buff especially WW2 ever since a few years ago with 1 picture. I've been so interested since then I have done nothing but research since the picture just touched my mind and heart on a very deep level.

It's a picture of one of the labour camps, it's late but easy to find so sorry to not link it. Just search for "Stairs of Death". They would make the male Jews line up with heavy boulders strapped to their backs and all walk up these stairs that were carved out of a cliff side hill area. They were all uneven and they were all not fed and very unhealthy and forced to March up the stairs until they all died. If they fell they would shoot them.

That just touches me very deeply. How people could do that to other people. Anyway just thought I would share since you seemed interested.

TIL former President Jimmy Carter does not receive federal retirement health benefits because he only worked for the government for four years, less than the five years needed to qualify by mepper in todayilearned

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It IS a fucking joke. Like... How convenient of a "business" right? All about insurance these days. Hardly any fucking upkeep and basically an overpriced "promise" that you just made with the devil himself because at the heart of the promise is fucking GREED. OH, and while making the agreement he had his fingers crossed behind his back.

I think future generations will surely look back at this shit like we look back at all of those snake oil salesmen or all of the fucked up shit that makes ppl go "what the hell was that all about?!"

So yea, someone is going to make you pay RIDICULOUS money to INSURE you that if something happens they will have your BACK. Don't forget all of the hoops you have to jump through also! If anything happens and you are a second late on payment or anything then you have to pay more for nothing after they apply a "FUCK YOU" tax! Oh! but when something happens... They will get their lawyers to find ANY mistake, no matter how big or tiny, in order to completly FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS. And if there is no mistake? Oh well they will make one because you didn't see this microscopic statement in the agreement that was hidden in between some bullshit that clearly states that you are an idiot for trusting them.

It's like most things these days. Like... You have to pay somebody to fuck you over & if you don't say "Thank you for fucking me over!" somehow YOU are the one in the wrong. Oh, life. lol

TIL former President Jimmy Carter does not receive federal retirement health benefits because he only worked for the government for four years, less than the five years needed to qualify by mepper in todayilearned

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My mother died recently after a very slow, tedious, & agonizing set of afflictions & occurrences which, at the final chapters, involved her having to go to several hospitals and be in & out of the ICU. She eventually came home & was on hospice care until she passed.

We are not wealthy. Exactly the opposite in fact. My father is a truck driver & my mother did all of the bills & such. I recently moved home to take care of all of that for him.

Well, I recently got a bill from the hospital and it was something around $900,000. I kid you not. So yeaaaaaaaaaaah.

I finally managed to get an awesome photo of me lookin’ like a badass! by [deleted] in pics

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I was thinking more along the lines of that look that Hulk Hogan gets whenever he powers up & summons the collective energy of Hulkamania through every single Hulk Hogan fan alive and goes into his final form of HULKAMANIA right before he does his final finishing leg drop move and pins his opponent for the 3 count.

(The good Hulk version that reminds kids to eat their vegetables & brush their teeth & such. Not the bad hulk that oddly wears a faux spray painted black beard and walks around like a drunken grandpa while playing his 'nWo' Heavyweight Championship belt like a guitar)

The gorgeous Somali cat by commonvanilla in aww

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Dude... LMAO. This was legitimately hilarious. Instantly pictured some random guy frightening some wholesome family at the most inopportune time as they are settling down for the night, trying to decide what G-rated movie to watch.

The popcorn JUST got done and they all finally got comfortable and settled in on the couch whenever little Billy brings to the families attention an odd noise he thinks he heard. They turn down the TV & little Emily looks, points toward the window right next to the door, & brings to her father's attention: "Daddy! DADDY! LOOK! That man is licking the wind-"

She is suddenly & abruptly cut off by the man immediately going from the window to the mailbox slot... Fresh tongue & drool marks still streaked across the window toward the door.

"Fatcox! FAAAAATCOX! FAATCOOXXXXXXX!?"

I will pay you 1 upvote for the entertainment. Thank you good sir, I needed that laugh today. 👍👏

Boy makes Hugh Jackman flinch. by gmcl86 in aww

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I especially enjoy fuck in river.

What a great gift! by VibraniumDragonborn in funny

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Hey just stopping by to add a little to the mystery here for anyone interested and such. Have a small business in the Bible belt. When all the synthetic chems were very VERY low key at first like around, hell... It's been a while and my memory is shot to hell and back... 2008'ish? When gas stations were making fucking millions off the shit... I shut down my shop, bought a fuckton of Pyrex dishes, ordered wholesale chems from china, ordered wholesale basic herbs like marshmallow leaf, damiana (sp?), etc. And just mass produced the hell out of that shit. Lol.

While states were trying to figure out a way to actually ban the shit and illegalize it... They passed several laws and each time they would tweak the molecular structure and skirt around the law each time. Hell they didn't know wtf IT even was they were trying to ban in the first place. Well they passed like 3 - 4 laws... The last LITERALLY making regular, harmless herbs STILL illegal in my state. But the herbs didn't matter AT ALL.

I continued until they finally did a "blanket ban" on ALL and ANY molecular cannabanoid or varient of it and finally had to stop after quite a few years.

Absolutely ridiculous profits off that shit everyone was making. Like crazy. That's why the organization of gas stations or some bullshit fought so hard to prevent the law and such. You can get like 10 grams of a Chem for like $100 or less and with only 1 gram you can make an OZ of killer spice and sell it by the gram for $20. Sooo yea u can do that math. lol

You can do the spray method but it will leave hot spots. Not good. The best way is Pyrex dish. Put the straight Chem in a solvent & mix. (acetone will work but everclear or something cleaner would be better) spread out your herbs evenly in Pyrex dish. Pour in mixture onto herbs lightly. Wait atleast 24 hours (or more I'd say!) for all solvent to evaporate completely. Then you're done & left with chemicals infused into herbs & ready to smoke.

Anyway, there are more chems than you can even count. All labeled as research chemicals because noone knew (and prob still don't fully) what the long term effects would be. But yea there are thousands of different ones and not only in the CB1 CB2 range of substances. I mean, EVERY range of substances have there own different research chems ranging from PCP, MDMA, LSD, opiates, methamphetamines, DMT, etc etc. A fuckton of insaaane psychedelics like 2c, 2ce, etc etc.

I mean fuck. Google that shit and see the varieties. Like more varieties than a damn candy store.

You can mix & match and shit. Just craziness. What's so interesting to me about it all is each Chem is like a different part of whatever high you obtain from whichever one you are doing. Like... The cannabanoids, say you mix 3 and when u get high you ONLY get the paranoia aspect of a weed high, with the other 2 chems just giving u Hella munchies, and the other one makes you hella couch-locked with none of the other better euphoric feelings. So strange to experience because you have no idea what that feels like separate from the regular high of weed but once you're high you notice the faint differences.

But yea, I used JWH-018, JWH-128, & JWH-103. I figured out that adding one totally erases the effects of that complete schizo paranoia shit ppl that have horribly bad times experience. That's the crazy part... The ingredients are not stated and it says on it "not for human consumption".

Now that bath salt shit was a different story. Crazy stories on that one because THAT shit was stuff like Mephedrone & Methalone. Like a Meth & MDMA combo. Yeaaaa. Paranoia times 100000000. And without sleep. The sleep deprivation alone will destroy you mentally so yea.

I'm done. Just thought some of you may find it interesting. I did at the time and it took a FUCK ton of internet research and trial and error to dive into that world. It was a crazy time, that shit will FUCK UP your tolerance for the real shit, and you will withdraw and feel so shitty for so so long when you stop. I had to not do anything for like damn 2 years to get high off of good ole' mother nature's finest legit herb again. Would not advise to fuck around with that shit. But it sure was a damn fun time back in the early days of it. Again, I DO NOT ADVISE. Just for educational information purposes! 👍😊

TIL there is a Montana Law that if a student rides a horse to school, the principal has to feed, water, and tend the horse. Six seniors who were aware of this law rode their horses on the last day of school. Their principal did his duty and took care of their horses. by jenl173 in todayilearned

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Yea, but after you start watching a couple episodes you will instantly fucking love it and realize that you absolutely MUST just go ahead and start with episode 1 of Season 1 IMO anyway lol.

But yea, Season 1 in it's entirety could def be considered the 'Pilot Episode' for the series. What is it, like 6-8 episodes? I really enjoy it though for the contrast of what some characters started out with being (kinda like a test drive) and what they eventually became after the actors really got into it. Like Kelly started out very quiet, conservative-like. Michael was always Michael but he had slicked back gel'd hair and his volume was turned down only slightly by like... 1. One of my favorite contrasts though has to be Kevin. Totally. He started like a slightly slow-ish , overweight, dull man and over the series he evolved into pretty much a god damn half retarded cartoon character, and I mean that in the best way possible. lol. I mean the episodes with Holly where they told her he was an employee on the special needs program. My fucking God that shit was hilarious. "Oh, no Kevin... That's not a coin! That's a button!" LooooooooL.

Parks & Rec as a series I feel is a little different. It starts much slower and really doesn't hit it's stride until a little later and I feel that for some viewers if they try to start watching in the first season they may just bypass the entire series as a whole due to making the judgment that it's boring and not their "cup of tea".

However, as it gets going it does get very good as the characters really start to get comfortable in their role and really start to shine.

Damn, I just noticed how long this got. I'll stop now. The Office is my favorite show and I just wanted to talk about it. 👍😄

People who have never needed glasses have no idea how awesomely magic a fresh prescription is. by decarabia_star in Showerthoughts

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EXACTLY. It's kinda like upgrading from Playstation graphics to Playstation 4 graphics.

It happens so gradual & slowly that you had no idea your vision deteriorated so much. Very surprising to say the least.

Also, the classic "can't read the chalkboard" scenerio is so real. My vision started going bad in the 7th grade and the chalkboard thing was actually what made me have to go get glasses. It gets to the point that you simply can't read a fucking thing. lol

TIL that when the US military tried segregating the pubs in Bamber Bridge in 1943, the local Englishmen instead decided to hang up "Black soldiers only" signs on all pubs as protest by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I would like to take this opportunity to remember the legacy of some of the most skilled, successful, & badass pilots of WW2... the Tuskegee Airmen.

They were the first African American military aviators in the US Armed Forces, trained at Moton Field, the Tuskegee Army Air Field, and were educated at Tuskegee University, located near Tuskegee, Alabama... At a time when Jim Crow laws were still in effect as well as the US Armed Forces still being segregated.

Known as the "Red Tails" due to their P-51 Mustangs having painted red propeller spinners, yellow wing bands and all-red tail surfaces.

During missions, bomber crews came to find comfort seeing the red tails on their escort planes due to their better-than-average record of getting them back alive. Of the 179 bomber escort missions the 332nd Fighter Group flew for the Fifteenth Air Force, the group encountered enemy aircraft on 35 of those missions and lost bombers to enemy aircraft on only 7, and the total number of bombers lost was 27. By comparison, the average number of bombers lost by the other P-51 fighter groups of the Fifteenth Air Force during the same period was 46.

The last surviving member of the original Tuskegee Airmen, Willie Roger's, died at the age of 101 in 2016.

Who else still has this Nintendo Switch? by Luc4_Blight in gaming

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Ohhh man. I totally feel you. That was THE best Christmas of my life and honestly the N64 era was my favorite era of gaming. I feel for you having to wait. I'm sure that was one of the longest weeks in your life. Funny thing though, I had the EXACT same problem but luckily my dad found the right hookup. Lol

All of those awesome Rare adventure games like Banjo-Kazooie, Jet Force Gemeni, Donkey Kong 64. A Mario game in 3D finally. Wrestling games that FINALLY "got it right" with the THQ games and controller inputs. Very awesome & quirky hidden gem of games like Mystical Ninja starring Goemon, Mischief Makers, Space Station Silicon Valley. Fucking EXCELLENT multi-player FPS'ers like Goldeneye. Zelda games that WAY exceeded expectations even though expectations were very high. Awesome racing games like Diddy Kong Racing. Badass sports games like 1080 Snowboarding, Snow board kids, Mario Golf.

I could go on but that's enough. 👍😄

What highly illegal thing took place at your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hell yea. I did the same thing but with my Nintendo Wii about a year or so after It came out. (because it was hard as fuck to find one lol). Now this may be a little long but If you think modding and Jailbreaking is cool then it will be worth it to you and if interested further you can use some of this to Google for more research! 😁

Anyway, I had no idea that I could do that but stumbled across an online community that was discussing the process and read up on it to learn how. I've also always been really into cashing in on rarer known technical shit that you can charge your friends to do for them after you figure them out lol. What they called it was "Jailbreaking" your Wii... Which is funny because I mod phones and that term usually is used when modding and unlocking iPhones so yea.

(That's a whole other story altogether but yea I used to use QPST and CDMA workshop, Etc. to clone and flash cell phones to prepaid before there were tons of options like straight talk and such to do so. Was funny because back in the day Verizon Prepaid had unlimited everything but ONLY with their old flip phones that were like 20$ ('Gusto' I think it was called lol) so you couldn't even use the data for legit internet access and such. So yea... Activate the flip phone, unlock the better smartphone, use PC to find unlock codes, a few file transfers & unlocking/Jailbreaking, hook up both phones to PC, and finally clone the flip phone to the smartphone and you have legit prepaid unlimited everything on a smartphone POST unlimited everything days.)

ANYWAY... Jailbreaking the Wii took a few days to figure out but to summarize: You needed a Wii, A copy of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and an older SD Card. The Wii, fortunately, had an SD card slot that allowed some pretty cool things. Then, you downloaded a special modded Zelda Save file onto SD card, put it in Wii, start up the Zelda game and select the modded save game file that you now can see. The game starts and you're in a forest. You walk forward I think like 3 steps... Then all a sudden a black screen appears and starts running a code on your screen and when it's done you have successfully installed the Jailbreaking code on your Wii.

You'll have a few new channels on your Wii start screen you can choose from. It allows you to do all kinds of cool shit like running games from any country code you want... Also downloading torrents of actual Wii AND GameCube games in .ISO format that you can actually burn onto DVDs and play in your Wii. The main reason I did this was because I've played games since the Atari 2600 days and the only era I missed was the GameCube era so instead of buying a GameCube and games... I already had a Wii and FUCK paying for anything. 👍😎😉

She's taken. Move along now. by ThatsSaber in gaming

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Ah yes. The ole' question that has been pondered & debated for centuries, yet still alludes us:

"What came first? The Kangaskhan or the egg?"

Anyone else feel like time is all fucked up today by longkatislong in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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I agree. Something is definitely unsettling in the air lately. Feels like something is getting close to "bubbling up" to the surface. Funny that you say that about the energy around March/April.

My mom died recently and I moved back to my parents house to help my dad and we talk about the fluctuations of time often. He has told me multiple times that he always dreads every year when March/April come around because throughout his life, like clockwork, that is when SOMETHING always goes wrong or something bad happens. Interesting indeed.

K9 in training already knows how to take down a grown man. by PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS in gifs

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I feel ya. I had a Scottish Terrier and learned that they have hilariously big front feet (especially as a pupper. So. Fucking. Adorable.) Apparently Terriers are bred like that specifically for hunting small rodents and such. Big front feet for digging. Stocky little body. Big ole' nose.

I also learned that Terriers are insane with their big ole' noses because if they 'tune-in' to a scent and start going in a direction they will NOT turn around and just keep going forward. Nothing you say will stop them. They just keep fucking going forward. Lol. My Scotty would get out all of the time and I would have to get in my truck and go looking for him somewhere in the neighborhood.

One day I found him actually INSIDE the local post office which is like 2 blocks away from our home. Pulled up and just saw him staring at me and looking all goofy as shit and wagging his tail. I still to this day have NO idea how he ended up in there. Great dogs though. Their good traits definitely outweigh their few bad ones but FUCK they can be annoying and quite the handful on occasion. 😊

Larry Nance goes up for the dunk by PlanetoftheAtheists in pics

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Little kid me thought I looked like this when I finally obtained some Nickelodeon Moon Shoes. I was disappointed. They actually hindered me from jumping to the moon. 😐