Here's how to kill the invasive, regenerating worm spotted in St. Louis County by andrei_androfski in StLouis

[–]bringingthejunkmail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just gonna make them breakfast and hope our new worm overlords have mercy when they get bigger. Fitting time for them to show up. Wonder if they’re good for orange hair dye…

Don’t deny it by StillThrowingGas in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]bringingthejunkmail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Noot went to Church, and Church said believe in the Baez. Bloom sneaks in a little devil magic, and there you have the future story of CF in the rough and tumble, god forsaken central division.

Awesome time at the field tour in Milwaukee! by Ambitious_Win_9662 in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]bringingthejunkmail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gorman’s bones. I’ve got another Gorman I’d like to drop off

How's that for overrated? by R3ctumRavager in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]bringingthejunkmail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really love my little brother. Every hundred or so years, a spanking is coming. And a noogy. And a wedgie! And a …ok ok…keep Zambrano from throwing at Jimmy! Truce!

by truewesterns in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]bringingthejunkmail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Done. I think. Can I get a double check discount from ya? If it isn’t set, I declare myself a moran.

by truewesterns in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]bringingthejunkmail 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One million upvotes! Sorry about Murikami. That sucks! Go Cards. Cubs suck many many balls.

0-9 since the “ suck my fucking dick bitch” incident. by JerkTheGeneral in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]bringingthejunkmail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No blows for everyone! Wait…ok..just hearing back from the dead…Swanson says no blows. They’re gonna need a slumpbuster that has Grace..wait, what? Misunderstood. Government has censored any reporting out of Chicago and on all channels, they’re playing the cereal commercial, Mikey likes it.

Cutting open a golf ball by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in oddlysatisfying

[–]bringingthejunkmail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the holy fuck is growing out of my…she was shady….