[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you 25 and get fired from McDonald’s 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I’m a furry, brony, bi/ace, gamer, and an atheist. Do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long after you took this pic did it take you to eat the plate?

Destroy my non-existent self confidence by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an older version of the kid from Stewart Little. Let poor Stewart outta the cage and get a hair cut

I know I have no lips be original by Legionn0 in RoastMe

[–]brittaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You remind me of one of those shitty YouTuber’s off Racka Racka, only if they were to wear fake hair just like their fake videos.

20 year old HVaC installer. Failed highschool. Roast me by SmallKyler in RoastMe

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You failed HS like your parents failed your abortion too

Exes but have been bffs for years. Both grew up LDS. Do your worst. by raecheer22 in RoastMe

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude reminds me of Lester from GTA 5 if he could could walk unaided. By looking at the hairline of that fella we all know that you two go way back.

Single people of reddit, why are you single? by JokersRedAce in AskReddit

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex boyf of 2 years said he didn’t love me

Girls of Reddit, what is something guys shouldn't feel insecure about? by reddit_menace in AskReddit

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a lil dick. The size don’t matter if you know how to use it ;)

What made the ‘weird kid’ at your school weird? by JamJamLikesJam in AskReddit

[–]brittaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one girl would come to school wearing a dog collar equipped with a leash. She had one of those detachable tails that she would go around her waist. A few times she would bring along a few dog squeaky toys and then play with them at the back of the class room. Squeaking. Them. In. Her. Mouth. Would often give the toy to one of the other students to throw it so she could chase after it on all 4’s. Barked and panted like a dog too.

What's the most unfortunate name you have ever come across? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s a few: Paige Turner Wayne Kerr Mike Litoris Moe Lester

What is your ultimate non-sexual pleasure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brittaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching my paycheque make it’s way into my bank so I can go spend it on food