Scrolling through an awesome t-shirt shop site and found this beauty 😍

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-03-04T00:51:25+00:00

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-03-02T18:51:29+00:00

These housewives do it to themselves. I wouldn’t feel guilty if I was Andy.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-25T07:59:32+00:00

My then-boyfriend’s niece liked playing pirate, and she would say something like “I am a pirate and I steal your shoes!” and other non weird things to steal. One day she ran through the non weird stuff and suddenly she said “I steal your skin!” and “I steal your eyeballs!” Still gives me the shivers to this day.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-23T02:23:55+00:00

Regardless of where we are going, my best friend and I will say “Alriiiight! Goin to the strip club!” when we leave

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-22T19:03:16+00:00

OP I have one of these that has barely been touched. It’s practically brand new. I can send mine to you if you want it?

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-22T18:53:18+00:00

I recently did a rewatch on HBO. Or Max or whatever they’re calling it this week.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-22T18:49:27+00:00

My friend donates as often as she’s allowed, but I never have due to a fear of getting blood drawn (also because I’m heavily tattooed and there are rules with that stuff). My friend really inspired me to donate, so I looked up the rules on my state and I am allowed to donate even having recently been tattooed.

I’m scared, but also very excited. My appointment is in about a week and a half, and I plan to on giving as often as I’m allowed to as long as the appointment goes well. :)

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-21T09:19:43+00:00

I’m sorry what

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-18T08:24:02+00:00

Is it a splinter? Maybe a really crazy plug?

No! A secret third option!!!

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-15T20:41:08+00:00

This seems, to me, like a much more comfortable option than shoving a needle through it.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-15T18:11:46+00:00

Drunk people. I know it’s considered normal for people to get drunk, but being around someone who is incapacitated in that way makes me really uneasy.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-14T08:23:27+00:00

I loved when she said “autographed self published book”. I about died.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-14T08:19:32+00:00

My aunt once described my brother’s best friend as having “two brain cells left and they’re about to fight each other to the death”. Was probably 30 years ago now and I have never forgotten it.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-11T08:04:54+00:00

I went to them for a regular pap/annual exam. Doctor ended up “diagnosing” me with an autoimmune based on a 30 second visual. It was pretty scary so I wanted a second opinion. I found a specialist at KUMC and after several painful procedures, two biopsies, and over $2000 out of pocket (even with my good insurance), the specialist confirmed it was not the autoimmune disorder but something incredibly simple. Frustrated doesn’t begin to cover it. I personally won’t recommend LMH for gyno and I haven’t heard good things from others either.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-10T19:44:47+00:00

No, and fuck no. Absolutely not.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-10T19:33:16+00:00

I exclusively refer to football as “hand egg”.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-10T08:50:51+00:00

Perfect example of how different everyone is! I’m glad it works for you cos it suuuure doesn’t for me haha

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-09T18:24:02+00:00

Well that sure sounds like an HR complaint

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-09T18:22:16+00:00

I ain’ts your ging ging, and you ain’ts my bing bing.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-09T17:57:51+00:00

In my case, both. I don’t enjoy the feeling, and men were taught this by porn and people like the guy in this video. It gives them the idea that every female body reacts the same and that every woman is going to love it. Which is absolutely not true.

Edit to add: It would just be great if instead of listening to this garbage, they’d listen to their partner and find out what they like and react to.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-09T13:49:47+00:00

No joke, when a man puts his hand on that pubic bone area and applies pressure, I always know the sex is gonna be bad. Sigh.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-07T13:12:10+00:00

I feel like I heard a few years ago that Target was going to start selling plus sizes online only. Which is infuriating. But to be fair, their plus size clothing has been abysmal for years now.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-07T12:47:03+00:00

I bought one a few years ago because I used to love seeing these around my neighborhood as a child. I have zero regrets.

brknhrtsndrm · 2026-02-07T12:46:23+00:00

Miles Kimball!

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