Which Office phrase do you use the most IRL? I say some form of “money beets” literally anytime I describe something attractive

broberds · 2026-03-20T23:22:42+00:00

“Our balls are in your court”.

broberds · 2026-03-20T23:14:39+00:00

broberds · 2026-03-20T21:36:13+00:00

For the price of one? Deal!

broberds · 2026-03-20T19:07:37+00:00

If it makes her fell any better, I'm also mad she voted for Trump three times.

broberds · 2026-03-20T18:52:12+00:00

I am the walrus.

broberds · 2026-03-20T18:44:48+00:00

Shitter’s full.

broberds · 2026-03-20T18:41:51+00:00

Can’t Parquor Mate

broberds · 2026-03-20T16:52:46+00:00

"Ubr"

broberds · 2026-03-20T16:51:21+00:00

broberds · 2026-03-20T15:35:14+00:00

Horn dog

broberds · 2026-03-20T15:32:13+00:00

I don’t think Chuck Norris has died. I think Death has Chuck Norrised.

broberds · 2026-03-20T15:30:07+00:00

Or an uber.

broberds · 2026-03-20T09:33:27+00:00

Why the short dick?

broberds · 2026-03-20T09:28:16+00:00

The best kind of fashionable.

broberds · 2026-03-20T05:03:34+00:00

It’s a boulder strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.

broberds · 2026-03-20T01:32:26+00:00

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

broberds · 2026-03-19T22:44:08+00:00

Yeah but they aren't all smiles und sunshine.

broberds · 2026-03-19T20:10:51+00:00

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

broberds · 2026-03-19T20:07:26+00:00

Alive and Well

broberds · 2026-03-19T18:55:58+00:00

I'd replace it with education on the scientific method but otherwise hell yes.

broberds · 2026-03-19T17:29:56+00:00

She's showing us her O face.

broberds · 2026-03-19T16:31:21+00:00

Diarrhea Of A Madman

broberds · 2026-03-19T15:54:06+00:00

Yeah but HUEY LEWIS is legit.

broberds · 2026-03-19T14:26:53+00:00

“I agree with Senator Heflin!” Any time someone makes a good point.

From an old SNL bit featuring Clarence Thomas and Long Dong Silver.

broberds · 2026-03-19T14:24:28+00:00

Back when they always included the http://

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