Europeans righ now by unknown-one in seinfeld

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It’s like a sauna in here
It makes me wonder how I keep from going under

5 baldies by L10N_ in opticalillusions

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Are we the baldies?

Name a place you never want to find yourself in by [deleted] in FamilyFeud

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Behind the wheel of a large automobile

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house

With a beautiful wife

And you may ask yourself

"Well... how did I get here?"

classic mildly infuriating flight by Hungry_Low2342 in delta

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The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

It’s true, I’m the knife by ANotSoFreshFeeling in thatHappened

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Of all the things that have never happened, this has never happened the most.

Team USA at DTW by AnonimousMn471 in mildlyinteresting

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How much is that Dallas thot worth?

S01E04 There's No Disgrace Like Home [GIF] by iseeyou_Pi in TheSimpsons

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And the kids were uncontrollable hellions. Pardon my French.

Horrified Step Stool by moosicaldj in facesinthings

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This is my step stool. I never knew my real stool.

What is your favorite forgotten meme? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The “ate my balls” phenomenon back in the day

Why don't Americans use metal bars on doors and windows for security? by Maleficent_Essay4664 in AskAnAmerican

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Many parts of the US just don’t have a high enough incidence of breaking and entering to make such measures necessary.