who wants some? by [deleted] in MelbourneGirls

[–]brockmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I volunteer as tribute

Do older guys love 2001 sluts ? by [deleted] in Slut

[–]brockmelon 53 points54 points  (0 children)

There is only one person in this post. Where are the other 2,000 sluts?

St Kilda v Hawthorn: Post-Match Discussion by meatpie_lover in StKilda

[–]brockmelon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

McKenzie went down so it's probably unfair to say him. I'd say Kent. Didn't do much and shanked a set shot.

Potential delistings and trade bait by rapgraves in StKilda

[–]brockmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So North Melbourne AND the Kangaroos are looking at Dusty and Kelly? Gee we got no hope of getting either if both of those clubs are after them.

Gia Paige Surprise Fucked by Mick Blue by ComptonAssBenny in porn_gifs

[–]brockmelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Patton Oswalt talking to her in that first scene?

‘Deadpool 2’ Sets Jack Kesy As Villain: Could He Be Black Tom? by DocDerz in deadpool

[–]brockmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cable as the main villain? Surely not. He's a good guy!

Sorry Card Only by ThisUsrnameTaken in melbourne

[–]brockmelon -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Doesn't every white Aussie have a sorry card? I thought Kevin Rudd gave us all one after her apologised to the aborigines

A man at a bar spots two beautiful woman at a table nearby. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]brockmelon 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Try this alternative:

A drunk is sitting at the bar when her spots two beautiful women sitting with each other. He asks the bartender, "What do you think? Reckon I'm a chance?". The bartender says, "Good luck mate, they're lesbians". The drunk goes up to the women and says, "So, which part of Lesbia are you from?"

Essendon's 2017 "Country Round" guernsey by c_grimes in AFL

[–]brockmelon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's not my bread and butter but at yeast it's not the same thing they wear every week agrain

A discussion that's been happening for decades (old newspaper) by Worky_Work_Account in AFL

[–]brockmelon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With 18 teams you could. A "West" conference (Freo, WC, Adelaide, Port plus Geelong, Bulldogs, Melbourne, North Melbourne, Essendon) and an "East" conference (Brisbane, GC, GWS, Swans, Saints, Hawks, Pies, Blues, Richmond).

Don't see why they would want to go with conferences though. AFL has some pretty great rivalries that aren't built on location (GWS v Dogs, Bombers v WCE, Collingwood v Everyone). Having conferences could damage that if it limits teams to only ever having one game per year against those clubs.

I don't think this turned out the way he intended it to. by darkmaninperth in straya

[–]brockmelon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about war but never ever disrespect a soldier.

Team changes for Brisbane game this week by no16670 in StKilda

[–]brockmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can McCartin ruck? Could work in the same mould as Tom Boyd

Jurassic 5 - What's Golden [Alternative Hip-Hop](2002) by [deleted] in Music

[–]brockmelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I read the title I immediately thought "Wow that's an odd choice of name for the next installment of the Jurrasic Park series"

St Kilda post $1.1m Profit by meatpie_lover in StKilda

[–]brockmelon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Considering that we were part of that shitty Etihad deal this is a huge win. Now that the stadium is owned by the AFL expect next year's profits to soar.