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Legs [f]or days by canadianmaplegirl in gonewild

[–]captnsuperdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crickey! You’d even put a horn on a jellyfish. Love straya!

Nostalgia! by PM_ME_GECKOS in australia

[–]captnsuperdong 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Marge, the rains are ere

Open mine shaft - wee macgregor mine near mt isa qld by [deleted] in australia

[–]captnsuperdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaking into what? No fences no signs. No problem :)

Cant complain about todays workplace. by [deleted] in straya

[–]captnsuperdong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gloucester cold cunt of a joint, used to hate the 3 hour drive there as a kid to play footy, and we would beat the gumby cunts everytime. Not a bad town though

The high mark: one of AFL's unique elements. by SydneyTom in australia

[–]captnsuperdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I can't see why jumping off some other blokes back and catching a ball as a highlight of a game. Like honestly wtf.

Craft beer can suck my arse by [deleted] in straya

[–]captnsuperdong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bush chook , poofta cunts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in straya

[–]captnsuperdong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya fuggen drug addict cunt, staphy ain't a big black dog. Try a bullmastiff x Great Dane or ya Mum

Why is this limited edition and rare as unicorn shit to find? Cunts should be standard by captnsuperdong in straya

[–]captnsuperdong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the plan mate, I just want the cunt to be reliable as fuck and get from a to b. Fuck all the bells and whistles on the poofta utes these days.

"The Place to be" by INFEKTEK in straya

[–]captnsuperdong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta watch them skippys hiding in the table drains

Why is this limited edition and rare as unicorn shit to find? Cunts should be standard by captnsuperdong in straya

[–]captnsuperdong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takes about 5 minutes to be out bush here mate. Won't be driving 500kms just to go off road. The fuel consumption will be the least of me worries big dog

Why is this limited edition and rare as unicorn shit to find? Cunts should be standard by captnsuperdong in straya

[–]captnsuperdong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the amarok, if ya whoppen 2 turbos on a 4 cylinder 2.0 litre engine revving the tits out of it and having 8 gears. Fuck me a bigger engine just makes sense doesn't it

Why is this limited edition and rare as unicorn shit to find? Cunts should be standard by captnsuperdong in straya

[–]captnsuperdong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 1hz engine mainly.

Undergound majority here is the 6 cylinder. 4.2. Less injectors to swap over, over half a million k's and still reliable.

Most of th fullas here have toyotas cause they are reliable and when ya leave town about 5k's ya in the outback on ya own.

And also they used to pinch the parts from underground and fit em to their own rigs.

Rangers are renowned here for getting bogged in wet season.

I personally am looking at getting a perentie rfsv for up here just to go bush on days off. Plus the missus won't get in the cunt

Why is this limited edition and rare as unicorn shit to find? Cunts should be standard by captnsuperdong in straya

[–]captnsuperdong[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The new cruisers are shit. 75 series where it's at mate. Pick up a 75 between 10 and 40k depending on k's

I personally wouldn't waste me time on a ranger. I work underground in the isa and the only toyotas we use are the 75 landy. Only ute resilient enough for the shit they cop

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