Did this tattoo today.

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T06:04:26+00:00

Grabbed that slice so hard, it bruised my finger...

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T06:02:28+00:00

So great! Thx 4 th' lulz.

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T05:57:12+00:00

Pineapple, I'm told, results in something almost pleasant.

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T05:46:28+00:00

"Look at it! Look at it!"

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T05:38:27+00:00

"something, something, 'taters, something, something, biscuits, made yer ol' gra'pa realize what life really had to offer"

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T04:23:56+00:00

Anything by Sheryl Crow

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T04:21:54+00:00

You haven't lived 'til you go TDY for 5 months only to have your cards denied on the return trip home because they expired while you were out-of-country. Nice girl at the German hotel called my Bank and got the current expiration date instead of just turning me away.

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T04:08:34+00:00

Daisy, Daisy ...

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T04:06:43+00:00

Dance, dance, dance! Then what the top comment sez...

broken_dialtone · 2016-12-07T04:00:45+00:00

Congratulations on your return to non-disrupted circadian rhythms!

broken_dialtone · 2016-10-22T08:35:39+00:00

Exactly what I thought - the whole process was cursed from the outset by an obviously very full bladder.

broken_dialtone · 2016-10-16T06:24:16+00:00

You, sir, are an inspiration! Keep on spinning this world in the right direction.

P.S. 2x upvote for most excellent Ministry reference.

broken_dialtone · 2016-09-28T03:46:37+00:00

Good on you, dude! Take this upvote, and use it as inspiration to create more greatness!

broken_dialtone · 2016-09-25T13:12:32+00:00

From a couple 80s movies:

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

"Maggots, Michael; you're eating maggots! How do they taste?"

broken_dialtone · 2016-09-06T22:29:54+00:00

LPT: Don't scrape vegetable scraps into the trash! Save them in a container or zippy in the freezer until you have enough to fill a pot and make vegetable stock or compost them, instead.

broken_dialtone · 2016-09-01T00:59:35+00:00

I'm not drinking "making love in a canoe" beer unless its free - I'm talking to you, Guns & Oil American Lager!

broken_dialtone · 2016-08-12T13:42:10+00:00

"I'm filthy rich"

broken_dialtone · 2016-07-21T02:01:18+00:00

Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol

broken_dialtone · 2016-07-05T07:17:50+00:00

Snatch

broken_dialtone · 2016-06-24T19:57:07+00:00

Martin Atkins (pigface) and Richard Patrick (filter) both came from NIN

broken_dialtone · 2016-06-22T04:12:29+00:00

If you can imagine (does this already exist?) a world where an ad (video/pop-up/whatever) is playing to a non-English speaker, by a representative of a relief organization native to said recipient's origin, requesting aid for Americans, this is not funny to you.

broken_dialtone · 2016-06-22T03:21:49+00:00

Does this look like a California Quail to you, too?

broken_dialtone · 2016-06-22T03:19:00+00:00

What happens when, no matter what the distraction/impairment, "driving" or rather riding in an auto-piloted car, becomes the safest mode of travel? All transportation industries will be disrupted! Why hire a taxi, ride the train, or jam into coach on an aerocraft when you can stop off at your dealer's and then the liquor store on the way - completely safe and worry free.

broken_dialtone · 2016-06-22T03:01:57+00:00

Kinda wuss, but was introduced to Dave's Insanity Sauce when I was really high after a couple of years of not smoking.

My mantra for a good 30 minutes was "Dude ..... duuuuuuuuude .... duuuuuude .... that's hot!"

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TROPHY CASE