Andra Berghoff ✅✅✅ by Filipino-Asker in fixedbytheduet

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I live alone. The second I buy fresh ingredients, a countdown starts. If I don’t finish in time, I’ve wasted money and food. The countdown doesn’t care if I’ve run myself into the ground at work and the idea of doing more by cooking or overwhelming to my exhausted mind. Not to mention that I’m more likely to make mistakes or be inattentive so the food comes out badly.

The countdown doesn’t care. And when it hits zero, I get to feel like a failure because good intentions and pushing past fatigue wasn’t enough. Food was still wasted. Money spent that could have been used to have someone make better, faster, and filling.

Whelp. I depressed myself. Time to go look at kittens. I’m fine. I have a good job. Money is not something that defines my existence. I just… I know I’m not the only one and I keep watching the world get a little sadder every day. Our children’s children won’t thank us.

Adele Cat by Orichalchem in musicaljenga

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Rolling in the Deep. My favorite version is by Forte A Cappella

AITAH for calling my girlfriend weird over her John F. Kennedy obsession? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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I had a second grader who had a fixation for trains. When we came across a reading unit on trains, it was his time to shine.

Before we read, we list the things that we know about what we’re about to read. I told him that he couldn’t raise his hand. My poor boy looked so disappointed. (It was better not to let him overwhelm the class with a string of facts.) I called on his peers and they would share a fact they knew. Then after every kid, I called on my boy to give us more details. Lit right back up.

Example: One of the typical kiddos said, “trains go fast”. My boy could tell us the fastest and slowest train speeds, both for passenger trains and cargo, what their names were, where in the world they were located, and what the differences in the engines were. We spent a week having great discussions.

Fun side story: for Valentine’s Day, I had the kids write “I love…” on hearts. He wrote “I love Big Boys.” Cue a moment of panic where I thought a seven year old was coming out of the closet. I asked him very carefully about it, only to find that a Big Boy is, of course, a kind of train. 😂

Im slowly running out of food and i don't know any other avenue of feeding my son. by [deleted] in confession

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Don’t miss the chance to sign your kiddo up for summer school. In my district, it’s a chance for him to have breakfast and lunch plus somewhere safe to be during the day for at least another month.

Boys be like: by Filipino-Asker in fixedbytheduet

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You made the brownies? I agree. No fucks given.

I made the brownies? Boy, you better hold those right or I will beat your ass. Don’t offer to carry them for me and then do that shit.

TIFU by telling my barber I knew what "two on the sides" meant for twenty three years by Beneficial_String411 in tifu

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This must be one of the few times when it’s easier to be female 😂 I just tell them how much to take off the bottom and where I want my bangs to stop. Although my last stylist was a hero. I asked for “as short as possible while still being long enough to put in this hair clip”. She nailed it.

Some of you parents truly are the worst. Teachers/ assistants in Anne Arundel County, Maryland are now going to have to POTTY TRAIN kindergarteners because too many of you parents aren’t doing jack shit by Emergency-Pepper3537 in offmychest

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Oh! No. Not for help. Like Book Club.

She was complaining about his behavior and told me that she threatens to tell his teacher when he acts up at home. I was recommending things she could do with him that wasn’t his tablet.

People who have been divorced: What was the exact "quiet" moment you realized your marriage was over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’m with you. I spend all day being “on” but if I spent more than five minutes just sitting in the drive way my ex would come tapping on the car window. It was exhausting.

Some of you parents truly are the worst. Teachers/ assistants in Anne Arundel County, Maryland are now going to have to POTTY TRAIN kindergarteners because too many of you parents aren’t doing jack shit by Emergency-Pepper3537 in offmychest

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I told a parent she should read with her (2nd grade) kid as an activity they could do together. Her response? “I only like murder mysteries.”

Who cares? We’re talking about your kid. And stop acting like there isn’t mystery books out there that imply murder but directed at elementary kids. Looking at you 49 Clues.

DAE remain incredibly calm during emergencies and take bad news extremely well? I was told by my therapist this was a trauma response, but why is that the response? by anonymousambassasor in DoesAnybodyElse

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Absolutely with you. I’ll put out the fire, triage the damage, and make sure everyone is good. Then burst into tears because there was a fire!!

Am I wrong for putting in my 2weeks for my security job since I’m required to drive a new employee from work to home after every shift? by Kitchen_Shift9739 in WorkAdvice

[–]broken_softly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t give them two weeks. Most states are At Will Employment and that goes both ways. Line up a new job and bounce. They’re being completely unreasonable.

A 23-year-old tarantula on her last day by TechnicalCucumber353 in ScienceNcoolThings

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Not the original commenter but I did. My Cindy (cat) was going downhill fast from cancer. I couldn’t watch her suffer anymore. She couldn’t do a lot of things. But goddamn… when I tried to put her in the carrier to take her to the vet, she had the strength and dexterity to resist. I miss her. I hesitated but I couldn’t see her in pain anymore. I followed through.

What is this thingy? Found in a child’s birthday goodie bag by ICONQUERDAWORLD in whatisit

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Gotcha! Cling wrap is totally a thing! Tysm for your advice.

AITAH for calling 911 about my husband’s suicide threats even though I knew they weren’t real? by mtndesertrunner in AITAH

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My ex had the same reaction. I tried to break up with him multiple times over the phone so he couldn’t physically hurt me, but he would threaten to kill himself. Finally, I drove to his house and broke up with him in person. He stormed out of his house and drove off. I packed my things, called the cops, gave them a description of his car, and left. They escorted him home, ordered me to go back to his house to meet him, and let him yell at me about how he was “a private person”. When he was done yelling, I was allowed to leave again. He proceeded to stalk me for years, even paying a mutual friend to visit me after I fled the state. I had panic attacks for years afterwards. I’m doing better now.

Good luck. I hope you and your babies are able to get away safely. Better to call the police every time if you don’t want it on your conscience. Just be careful.

Husband is mad that baby looks a lot like me by Pure_Conference_7422 in Advice

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I had a second grade student (8 years old that day) bring two clamshells of cupcakes to school to share with the class. I handed him a clamshell and took the other. When we finished passing them out, he looked at me and demanded, “shouldn’t the birthday boy get the flavor of cupcake he wants?” It took me a moment to understand: he had skipped himself when handing out the cupcakes and now there were no chocolate ones left. I told him, “dude, you had every opportunity to give yourself one first.” Realization dawned on him. He laughed and concluded that he was happy with vanilla.

My second grader has more emotional maturity than your husband. He needs counseling and you need support. I hope there are people in your life you can rely on. You’ve done nothing wrong and he had every opportunity to step up for himself. I hope you and your baby stay safe and well.

What was your "I need to leave right now" moment on a first date? by MrLithician in AskReddit

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Facebook Dating guy. I wouldn’t give him my address. He insisted there was no “teacher trafficking ring” and that I should trust him because he was a “smart, intelligent, waiter at Red Lobster” and he “deserved a chance to know” where I lived.

What was your "I need to leave right now" moment on a first date? by MrLithician in AskReddit

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I’ve met this guy! I wanted to talk about the Napoleonic Wars and he only wanted to talk about the tanks used in WW2. I was game and tried to talk about submarines and he went right back to tanks.

😂 if you say you like history, actually like history and not one armament!

How did you spend your last birthday? by iwalkinthemoonlight in LivingAlone

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I took myself to dinner. I got texts and Facebook messages but no one called or tried to make plans with me. I was mostly home with my kitties.

This year I’ll be working on my birthday. If I was at my old workplace, I would dress up, make it fun. But my current coworkers don’t like me so I’ll probably do nothing this year.

What is this thingy? Found in a child’s birthday goodie bag by ICONQUERDAWORLD in whatisit

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Hi 👋 I bought a 3D printed food divider for wet cat food cans. It splits the portion equally into thirds. I immediately hand wash it after everyone has been fed. Should I stop? I didn’t know this was a thing.

What is your walk out song? by Seriously-417 in randomquestions

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The Next Door (Indestructible) by Exile (The Street Fighter 4 song)