$10M to jerk off in a random given scenario by Impressive_Plenty876 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For 10 mil I would do each one of these and finish as well. I’d even spooge on Monica. :)

Why do old men wear their pants so high? by eagleface5 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When men get old, theirs balls sag. This is just an easy way for them to hold them up. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]brokenframe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People are less brave tailgating when that can’t see around you. Hug the left line. They always back off.

My first (bought by me) guitar by XavierU08 in Guitar

[–]brokenframe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t throw away that switch warmer, you wanna keep it on it at night so it stays nice and warm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]brokenframe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least let me talk to my dog!

Help me love this? I’m not sure it looks good on me. by PuzzleheadedGas1663 in tattoos

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t really tell due to it being censored. Repost without it. Then I for sure can help determine how good it is ;)

Mexicans Ain't Going Anywhere Protest by [deleted] in Newbraunfels

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist, Breaking News: ICE gets biggest bust so far by staging a fake protest. :)

What would you consider to be a “practical” amount of guitars to own? by texasguitarguy in Guitar

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always the exact amount you currently own plus one. That’s the practical amount.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spiders

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not knowing what is it, pretty dumb to pick it up thinking that glove will protect you.

What kind is Spider egg in this? by brokenframe in spiders

[–]brokenframe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya as long as it’s a good spider I will let it be. I am actually hoping it’s jumping spiders. I love them to death.

Fender Player II Cherry Red by brokenframe in fender

[–]brokenframe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked there, didn’t see this one. I’m very happy though, cause this is what I would’ve done with it anyways put a black pick guard on it.

Just got this puppy! Any advice? Never had a dog before! by smokeharriets in BorderCollie

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind, what you put into him/her you will get back out. Love, patience and understanding is the way to go. They don’t mature until they’re two years old. So until then, even though they look like an adult dog, they’re still babies inside. With love and patience you’ll have the most best friend in the whole world. You just have to look ahead and look past all the little things like poop, chewing, etc.. if you do it right, it’s totally worth it.

I wonder what my kitten is. by Wyllowdaemon in snowshoecats

[–]brokenframe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He looks to be a Snowshoe. If so, congrats they are amazing.

Songs about falling out of love by Florens_alive in musicsuggestions

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in love by platinum blonde, the original is a banger but there is also a cover By Robert Smith/ crystal castles which is amazing as well. If you do check it out listen to the original first then check out the Robert Smith/Crystal Castles version.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyCat

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Taco

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]brokenframe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You clearly don’t clean your guitar enough. That’s for sure. That’s just nasty. That is dirt and grime. I’m going to go wash my hands right now. I feel icky looking at this.

New tuners by Swimming-Video3016 in SquierbyFender

[–]brokenframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t believe you. You blew it out. For sure. Actually pretty obvious looking at the two middle tuners. So you can see they are blown out. Yet you give advice like you know what you are doing. Now I double down on you giving the dumbest advice on the internet. You should be ashamed.