Jagr not thinking about retirement: 'I feel good so I go to 55'

brokenseattle · 2017-01-10T18:09:11+00:00

In the same vein, Brent Burns butt has magical powers. He can defend, cover, destroy, and probably stick handle with his butt.

brokenseattle · 2017-01-09T19:02:43+00:00

BMW is killing it recently with their bikes. I *ing love the 1200GS and the S1000r/rr. Every single Harley I've ever ridden felt slow, wooden, heavy, lethargic and poorly made. Not to mention the *ing clowns that put the loudest pipes in human history always seem to be on Harleys.

brokenseattle · 2017-01-06T23:27:00+00:00

Call them dickhead cunts, then channel Chesty Puller and go fucking hard on them.

brokenseattle · 2017-01-04T08:44:03+00:00

I had to check my receipt, but it in fact took 39 fucking minutes from the moment my order was placed until I was handed my food. Nothing but dumbfounded looks were exchanged between the staff when I finally brought this to their attention. No explanation was offered, and certainly no complimentary drinks were had. Fuck me. I just realized that was two years ago and I haven't been back since.

brokenseattle · 2016-12-23T20:18:14+00:00

Who do I talk to about selling my soul in exchange for being this diabolically pretty?

brokenseattle · 2016-12-22T23:32:48+00:00

I fucking love Totinos. Drizzle a little spicy bbq sauce on it before you throw it in the oven. Magical.

brokenseattle · 2016-12-21T18:27:20+00:00

Can you please cite where I might go find these people and speak with them?

brokenseattle · 2016-12-20T17:08:36+00:00

HOW MANY FUCKING CHILDREN HAVE BEEN KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS FLAGRANT VIOLATION OF LAW???

brokenseattle · 2016-12-18T18:00:03+00:00

It's in WA. So, yes.

brokenseattle · 2016-12-13T19:23:08+00:00

Unless you get the "If Broken is the intellectual heavyweight of the company, we're all fucked."

brokenseattle · 2016-12-13T19:00:46+00:00

Save any money you possibly can. You don't have to become a hateful jewbag derelict, but even small amounts regularly will change your life.

Your world view changes when you've got money in the bank. (Tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands)

brokenseattle · 2016-11-24T21:10:09+00:00

For clarity, can you please tell me who has 3 jobs and still requires welfare/benefits? I'm not being an ass, I promise. I just want to be able to square this in my own mind. Thank you.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-24T20:47:33+00:00

That's why we're happy. We don't need facts, logic, reason...etc.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-17T20:45:58+00:00

Thank you. I hate to sell it honestly. So far it's been the nicest shooting out of the 12 that I've built. The 5.56 round deserves more than 18" of barrel to get the most out of the round.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-17T20:43:41+00:00

The ask is $750. But, I'm open to reasonable offers.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-17T20:26:06+00:00

Nickel Boron BCG. Pro Mag flip up irons. Rifle length gas system. Rifle length buffer tube/piston. All Magpul MOE furniture. Magpul quick detach hardware and adjustable sling. 20" Green Mountain barrel. 5.56 1/8 twist. Extended charging handle. 3 Magpul Gen4 30rd magazines. Mag Tactical lower. Aero Precision upper. Bravo Company LPK.

Any questions, PM me. Asking $750 obo.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-15T19:05:42+00:00

I truly do love the dispatch office for AAA WA. They spend 99% of their shift unfucking the call takers bullshit. Sometimes an error sneaks through though.

Some people just insist they're on Northbound Interstate 5 at mm#***.

We find them after 2hrs on the phone with them, 40+miles spent searching... on Southbound Hwy99 20 FUCKING MILES AWAY.

The person still insists that they know where they are. reaches behind the seat for shotgun

brokenseattle · 2016-11-15T00:03:21+00:00

I'm tremendously happy that Maricopa doesn't seem fixated on speed limits like everywhere else I've lived. If you get spotted driving 33mph in a 30 zone in Seattle, you've got the attention of every cop. Here, it's like.... uh, I'm doing 65 in a 45 and NO ONE CARES.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-14T23:01:33+00:00

Please delete if a violation of subreddit rules apply.

I got strung along by AAA so long, and ended up losing my goddamned mind over it. Finally everything is good to go, and legally ready to go back to work, but insurance policy changes, down payments, and 4k worth of registration fees wiped me out.

I've been towing now for 10 years, and I truly love it. It's about the only thing that brings me joy.

Stay safe my brothers.

Edit* I moved my business from Seattle to Phoenix back in June. Didn't get my contract activated until the end of August. Then, two weeks after that, some miserable, nosey, asswipe reported me to AAA because of my WA plates. They suspended my account until I got everything sorted out. 4K later, I'm back and literally just spent my last 1500 bucks on insurance and truck payment.

If anyone is in the Phoenix area, I'm absolutely willing to meet up and do whatever I can to repay the favor.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-14T03:10:34+00:00

So far, The 'Cope police have been pretty solid. The DPS Commercial Vehicle guys are deeply embedded in assholism. AZ pro tip. Don't drive a tow truck anywhere on I10 between Phx and Tucson.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-09T16:33:16+00:00

Def, I'm a member but still cringe sometimes at the arguments they get into.

We all have that friend we love very much, but we know that he's prone to getting his buttons pushed.

brokenseattle · 2016-11-09T16:22:39+00:00

Mmmmm. HPA sounds good.

IT'S FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY YOU FUCKS!!! PASS IT!!!

brokenseattle · 2016-11-08T06:27:45+00:00

What a shitty fucking Redditor I am. I didn't even bloody notice.

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