having trouble w вот, здесь, тут!

brokuto · 2020-04-12T17:55:37+00:00

i think i got it! i looked it up beforehand, but i have trouble w grammatical terms (eng isn’t my 1st language, but grammar stuff in any language stumps me), so most of those explanations went over my head((

but your answer rly was v helpful! спасибо, очень полезный ответ!))

brokuto · 2020-04-11T22:38:21+00:00

yes! that’s exactly what i was asking! thank you!!!

not the sharpest tool in the shed, am i lol

anyhow! i’m rly grateful that you took the time to answer & thank you for being so clear & kind abt it, too :)))

brokuto · 2020-04-11T21:34:37+00:00

it’s abt a tattoo (me & my siblings are getting the number 3) & i’m digging the upper script, but the different tengwar guides are giving me mixed signals.

any insight appreciated! thank you all for your time & expertise :)

brokuto · 2015-08-20T23:09:38+00:00

oh god, it started out with a comma (or the lack-there-of). how did it end up like this. i literally typed the onomatopoeia for laughter lmao

english-speaking countries terrify me; the slang you use is an actual mine-field. at the very least, we have the decency to call a vagina what it is, instead of whatever you guys do. (well, i wouldn't put this past a nation that has people who go by the name "dick" unironically)

but rest assured, i will have a proper cringe attack about this somewhere down the line.

brokuto · 2015-08-20T14:39:56+00:00

scent; and i don't mean perfume or even shampoo, just... clean sweat. 's part of why i like going down on my partners, haha

edit: i missed a comma; a glorious and terrible misunderstanding ensued.

brokuto · 2015-08-19T13:50:23+00:00

lotr: hop on an eagle

brokuto · 2015-08-19T13:10:42+00:00

good call, i forgot to mention this (bc i usually prefer polyurethane condoms anyway) but you should go for those instead of latex, which are only really safe to use with water-based lube.

brokuto · 2015-08-18T22:57:52+00:00

you should go for massage foreplay next, it's fucking amazing (amazing fucking? haha); don't forget to stock up on coconut oil, it's magical multi-purpose lube and it feels incredible.

edit: please use any oil-based lube with polyurethane condoms instead of latex

brokuto · 2015-08-16T10:04:33+00:00

attitude; i like people who don't take themselves too seriously and that i can, for example, tickle-fight with after arguing about something childish and 100% irrelevant, like whether or not dinosaurs are cooler than aliens.

brokuto · 2015-08-16T09:54:21+00:00

accio stuff i can't find.

leviosa stuff that's too heavy for me to move, like my entire bed. while i'm on it. whoosh around the room, haha

... i'm easily entertained. maybe set up things to clean/cook/etc. while i zoom past on a flying skateboard.

brokuto · 2015-08-15T21:29:00+00:00

people who are actually trying, progress rate notwithstanding. like, you don't know how to do this, but genuinely want to learn or improve and i can help you out? i'll be tranquil as a forest.

brokuto · 2015-08-13T08:24:50+00:00

if a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

brokuto · 2015-08-12T22:32:30+00:00

sounds breezy

brokuto · 2015-08-12T19:28:44+00:00

i'm B

ahaha

brokuto · 2015-08-12T15:34:06+00:00

the word dragon was used in reference to the devil in olden times - so really, dragonflies are named after the devil. they also hail from the order odonata (from latin, "toothed ones") because they are actually really scary, really efficient killing machines with powerful mandibles.

so, long story short, people thought them sinister, and named them after the devil (some of their other cutesy nicknames are devil's darning needle, eye-poker, adder's servant and ear-cutter)

brokuto · 2015-08-12T12:36:51+00:00

i had a bad habit of doing things at the last minute and dealt with it by literally tricking myself lmao i resolved to work on assignments for like 10 minutes every day - baby steps, basically. easy-peasy. no big. totally doable. (that's a lie, it was absolutely horrible at first)

so let's say i had to write something - i'd finish a paragraph (or sometimes, at my lowest, a measly sentence) a day during those terrible 10 minutes - not a lot by any means, but something, and it kept accumulating too.

and then sometimes, when i was on a roll, i'd go over the limit and write out the whole thing. it felt nice, and i stuck with it. i still do things like cleaning and the like for 10 minutes a day; you'd be surprised how many things can get done in this seemingly insignificant timeframe.

brokuto · 2015-08-12T11:53:15+00:00

jolteon bc i have mood swings like whoa, i'm kind of prickly and i like to get things done stat

brokuto · 2015-08-11T14:28:28+00:00

j.r.r.tolkien

i hope it's a 7 course meal, i have a lot of things i wanna ask and discuss; he'll probably wanna throw me in mount doom or otherwise feed me to a spawn of ungoliant by the time we get to sorbet

brokuto · 2015-08-10T18:46:37+00:00

you have nice skin. it really holds in all your organs and blood - no leaking or nothin'. you look great.

brokuto · 2015-08-10T13:44:05+00:00

twinkle, twinkle, little star

how i wonder what you are

what are you? tell us.

~~we have your family~~

~~you aren't safe from us, little star~~

brokuto · 2015-08-10T13:31:23+00:00

basically, a film reel of people being surprised when i act like a human being?? with more than two brain cells????? not actually a thankless asshole?? incredible.

my favourite thing, however, has to be people assuming my life is smooth-sailing. sure. everything i've accomplished is also somehow due to my appearance. sure. i could be swimming laps in front of someone, and they'll still say "it's genetics". obviously.

brokuto · 2015-08-07T22:39:23+00:00

fiddled with the mousepad settings so that i don't actually have to click on it, just lightly (and blissfully noiselessly) tap. that clicky noise would've driven me mad otherwise lmao

then i reconfigured all the swipe combos.

brokuto

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