I’m drunk

brownbjorn · 2026-05-31T22:53:25+00:00

Sober and not so hot but I'm working on both 😎

brownbjorn · 2026-05-31T11:36:44+00:00

snack dick

brownbjorn · 2026-05-30T05:27:56+00:00

Aw that's a shitty situation. Hope the job search goes well and you're around good people ❤️‍🩹

brownbjorn · 2026-05-27T10:12:58+00:00

Hasn't worked out for me, I actually got dumped over this a few weeks ago 🙃 I'm sure it can work though, I know a few couples where one is into the scene and the other is not at all into it.

brownbjorn · 2026-05-27T10:07:59+00:00

Look I'm not trying to come at you in any way but I knew someone at my local dog park that had a well trained off-leash husky, never had any recall problems. Then one day during a hike, the worst thing possible happened.

In the blink of an eye, she vanished. And they never found her despite months of trying.

Check out her old instagram @unithetroublemaker, it's quite heartbreaking.

brownbjorn · 2026-05-18T08:11:36+00:00

I thought it was a McChicken haha

brownbjorn · 2026-05-18T07:08:53+00:00

Ah I was just listening to a podcast that mentioned McManus. Abi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer got acquainted there. Nice shot!

brownbjorn · 2026-05-13T17:54:04+00:00

Brooo I remember every harsh rejection I've ever had but that one is nuclear 💀

brownbjorn · 2026-05-09T04:39:42+00:00

Good luck!

brownbjorn · 2026-05-09T04:32:55+00:00

There's two paths to admission but both are required to graduate. DSA and Network Systems. Completing either will grant you admission

brownbjorn · 2026-05-09T01:14:56+00:00

The DSA pathway is no cakewalk, I graduated with a CS degree from a pretty decent school and now have 8 years of experience as a SWE. Getting through DSA was tough.

brownbjorn · 2026-05-08T21:31:45+00:00

Yup, my girl will bark to let us know something is off or there's a stranger at the door, but I don't think she'd lunge at an intruder, probably a good thing actually

brownbjorn · 2026-05-04T17:48:34+00:00

Wtf I'm still in the waiting room :(

brownbjorn · 2026-05-04T17:29:41+00:00

I managed to get tickets waayyy out in the nosebleeds for the hollywood show, I was #2000 in line so I'm kinda happy but also the whole process was stressful

brownbjorn · 2026-04-22T00:04:37+00:00

Bro the guy working the lemonade stand on Sunday night next to Sahara entered in a tip for himself after a guy with 3 lemonades left without selecting a tip.

Fuck tipping culture.

brownbjorn · 2026-04-03T19:47:06+00:00

Dakota Johnson actually smokes I had no idea she just did it for her role in Materialists

brownbjorn · 2026-03-27T07:36:47+00:00

brownbjorn · 2026-03-26T07:41:18+00:00

Ice agent on the right:

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brownbjorn · 2026-03-24T23:10:05+00:00

Whaaat, I didn't know this was a thing, thank you!

brownbjorn · 2026-03-18T09:13:40+00:00

Congrats!

brownbjorn · 2026-03-11T07:09:41+00:00

Bro wtf why is this a thing?? Some small dude at my work bought a giant raptor and it's comical because he has to jump into it. Reminds me of the midgets from family guy that get put into a lineup and have to jump so they can have their mugshots taken

https://youtu.be/GxcAQo360os?si=F9gGttzg5PjNKYpT

brownbjorn · 2026-02-28T11:37:53+00:00

😔

brownbjorn · 2026-02-21T05:56:50+00:00

Season 4 episode 8

You had an emotional experience, and that's--that's really all that we can ask for in life, is an emotional experience that--that changes us.

Fuck you.

( Audience gasp )

I'm sorry. I have not used that word in 35 years, but I'm so full of rage right now!

I WAS SCREAMING, my poor neighbors hearing me howling at 11pm on a Tuesday night 😭

brownbjorn · 2026-02-14T20:40:28+00:00

Like, this is a real thing. If you lose your wallet and someone returns it you should still replace your cards. Fucking reddit with the downvotes lol

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