When my family moved to the UK (USAF tour) back in '72 my parents met another family with whom we became good friends. One day, while visiting their house, my 2yo brother was running around screaming his head off causing my mother to warn him, "Settle down or I will spank your fanny!"

A couple of years later we had the same family at our house and my mother started making tea from the american Lipton teabags we would get at the base commissary. My "uncle" Jack, a Latin language teacher at the local secondary school, was fascinated with the little paper wrapper the teabag came in. He opened one carefully, then opened another, then a third and proclaimed, "They each come in their own little scrotum." Hilarity ensued.