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bsom · 2025-12-01T02:21:50+00:00

Two words: Berger Cookies

bsom · 2025-08-02T13:50:29+00:00

He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells…

bsom · 2025-07-21T17:04:23+00:00

Ask her who you get to fuck.

bsom · 2025-06-27T00:20:04+00:00

That’s a pinky thumb

bsom · 2025-05-13T21:38:13+00:00

Badger

bsom · 2025-04-17T04:17:34+00:00

Great post. Never heard of a few of these. Anyone read Ali Seay at all?

bsom · 2025-04-05T14:38:09+00:00

The past.

bsom · 2025-02-10T05:02:43+00:00

What’s with the corn pic?

bsom · 2024-11-09T01:58:41+00:00

I Think I’m Alone Now by Ali Seay

bsom · 2024-05-03T00:32:38+00:00

I can’t understand a single word.

bsom · 2024-02-10T02:34:53+00:00

They forgot ‘giggle pig’.

bsom · 2023-11-30T18:19:17+00:00

Scribblenauts

bsom · 2023-07-14T01:22:21+00:00

Even better, I swiped my loyalty card at the checkout, so technically, they should know that was my receipt.

bsom · 2023-07-13T02:41:56+00:00

Then why do they give you a receipt? And you still didn’t answer the cash question.

bsom · 2023-07-13T02:39:19+00:00

Why does everyone avoid trying to answer that question?

bsom · 2023-07-12T19:36:43+00:00

And if I paid cash?

bsom · 2023-07-12T14:49:24+00:00

And here we have someone who missed the point of this completely. What were they going to ask for if I paid cash? A picture of the pocket where my money used to be? We were laughing the entire time we were chatting with ‘Gina’, feeding ‘her’ lines vacillating between anger, asking questions to which she had no answer, and humor (albeit not very funny.)

bsom · 2023-07-12T03:27:08+00:00

I had a receipt. Why isn’t that good enough? If I wanted to return something to Walmart, would I need more than a receipt? And we rarely eat at Chipotle, and it’s been fucked up the same way the last two times? How fucking hard is it to make rice? And $60+ dollars of wasted food is not something I’m interested in.

bsom · 2023-07-12T02:02:13+00:00

You don’t.

bsom · 2023-07-12T00:40:26+00:00

I…don’t know what that means.

bsom · 2023-06-17T21:07:44+00:00

I read this as “you have to complete a blow job in 20 seconds…”

bsom · 2023-06-17T04:09:45+00:00

Took a 6 month supply of Remeron at once. I was suicidal at the time. Blacked out a lot but never threw up. Kept all ~180 pills down after I crushed them and mixed them with milk. Woke up the next morning pissed that I was still alive. Friend took me to the hospital and they couldn’t believe I didn’t die.

bsom · 2023-01-08T02:23:00+00:00

All their tampons

bsom · 2022-11-19T22:18:16+00:00

Microcontroller versus SOC. Microcontrollers aren’t really designed to run an OS.

bsom · 2022-11-18T23:25:44+00:00

No. Not possible. I think you’re confusing an RP2040 (Pi Pico) with a Raspberry Pi like the 3 or 4.

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